You Might Be A Slightly Odd Book Nerd If You've Done 15/20 Of These Things

Starting a new book when you're already in the middle of reading another one.

Keeping receipts around for the sole purpose of using them as bookmarks in a pinch.

Saying, "I have nothing to read" when you have an entire shelf full of books.

Becoming personally and deeply offended when someone tells you they don't read that much.

Looking around to make sure no one notices you smelling a brand new book in the aisle of Barnes & Noble.

Saying, "I'm so tired" when you know it was your fault for staying up until 3 in the morning to finish a book.

Becoming irrationally sad when the love interest of a story is not actually real and therefore will not ever be able to date you.

Canceling plans because "you have a lot to do today" aka READ!!!!

Realizing you should know the answer to the question, "What's your favorite book?" BUT never being able to narrow it down.

Going to the bookstore when you are actually broke and don't have any money to buy books.

Obsessing over a book in a series and then literally forgetting everything when the next one comes out a year later.

Reading the last page of a book you just started and regretting it.

Attempting to guess which Hogwarts house a person belongs in before they tell you.

Becoming jealous when someone is reading your favorite book for the first time.

Packing more books than clothes when you're traveling on vacation.

Buying multiple copies of one book because paperback!! E-books!! Special edition!!

Having more books than walking space in your bedroom.

Reading a little bit of a book in between commercials when you're watching TV.

Perfecting walking while reading a book without stumbling over anything.

And finally, lovingly stroking the cover of a book after you finished the last page because you loved it THAT MUCH.

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