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16 White Lies Every Sister Has Told

"Don't look at me, I didn't take it."

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1. "I didn't even go in your room."

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And I definitely didn't use your favorite lipstick that's in there, either.

2. "Mom says to give me a ride to the movies later."

Because there's a better chance of you agreeing if you think Mom is making you.
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Because there's a better chance of you agreeing if you think Mom is making you.

3. "I haven't seen your favorite shirt."

It's definitely NOT at the bottom of my laundry basket.
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It's definitely NOT at the bottom of my laundry basket.

4. "Dad says you have to wash the car this weekend."

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I don't want to, so I'm making you do it.

5. "That looks better on me."

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It doesn't, but I wear it more than you.

6. "Pleeeeease buy my concert ticket, I'll pay you back I swear."

Except I'll avoid doing that until you forget about it.
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Except I'll avoid doing that until you forget about it.

7. "You can have the remote when this show is over."

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I'm really hoping that you'll get bored and leave.

8. "Yeah but Mom loves me the most."

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We both know she doesn't play favorites, but I just want to make you mad.

9. "I didn't eat your leftovers!"

I definitely ate your leftovers, and they were delicious.
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I definitely ate your leftovers, and they were delicious.

10. "I don't know where your curling iron is."

It's in my room, but I didn't ask if I could borrow it.
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It's in my room, but I didn't ask if I could borrow it.

11. "You gave me this top, remember?"

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Yeah... I took this without asking you.

12. "I don't know why Mom's so moody."

It's definitely because I blamed you for the mess I made so I don't get in trouble.
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It's definitely because I blamed you for the mess I made so I don't get in trouble.

13. "I'll buy you a new sweater, chill."

I'm only saying this so you'll get off my case.
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I'm only saying this so you'll get off my case.

14. "You can have the bathroom in 10 minutes, I'm almost done."

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Well, more like half an hour. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

15. "Whatever, you're a loser."

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I want to make you mad but I don't have a better comeback.

16. "I hate you."

Because at the end of the day, they're still your BFF. 💞
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Because at the end of the day, they're still your BFF. 💞

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