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*Shania Twain voice* Ok, so you can fold a fitted sheet? THAT DON'T IMPR- actually that's really impressive
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"country girl shake it for me" - psalms 2:15
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Most people in the morning: "Good morning world." Me: "Here's your one chance Fancy, don't let me down."
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Me: "Country music really isn't that great" *Achy Breaky Heart comes on*
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If Shania Twain saying "let's go girls" doesn't flip some internal switch in you, you're lying.
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I added Sam Hunt's 'Body Like A Backroad' to my sex mixtape and when it started playing all I saw was gravel damage and fell into a pothole.
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Dateline: We thought she killed him because she sang "Earl Had to Die" by the Dixie Chicks at a karaoke bar. #solidevidence
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Shania Twain marrying her best friend's ex husband after her husband and best friend had an affair is some count of monte cristo level shit
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Me: *despises country music* *Carrie Underwood plays Also me: I TOOK A LOUISVILLE SLUGGER TO BOTH HEADLIGHTS
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Man: ⚪️I look ⚪️I smell 🔘I feel Like: ⚪️A horse 🔘A woman ⚪️A ghost
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🎶Body like a back road...🎶
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Deana Carter: "It's funny how those memories they last" Me: "LIKE STRAWBERRY WINE AND SEVENTEEN"
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carrie underwood didn't raise us to forgive boys when they cheat
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Do you think, before her son goes out to race at Indycar, @reba sits him down and says, "Here's your one chance, Fancy, don't let me down."?
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If you don't feel like an independent woman who don't need no man when you listen to Shania Twain, what u doin
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Don't tell his heart, his achy breaky heart.
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If you don't scream-sing "Katie looks at Tommy like I still look at you" when listening to She's in Love with the Boy what are you doing
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Wish I loved anything as much as this person loves Carrie Underwood.