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    15 Times Paris Geller Was Brutally Honest

    Honesty can be refreshing.

    1. When she wasn't afraid to call her headmaster out.

    Headmaster: Let's see, perhaps you're arguing over the same boy?

    Paris: Sure.

    Paris: We're girls, so we could only be arguing about a boy, right?

    Paris: Sexist, white-haired —

    2. When she told Rory's ex exactly what she thought about him.

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    Paris: You offer nothing to women or the world in general.

    3. When she crafted this amazing comeback.

    Louise: I can't imagine having a baby at sixteen.

    Paris: Well, then keep your knees shut.

    4. When she revealed her back-up plan.

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    Paris: We had to stop and eat first in case the food here sucked.

    5. When she'd already mapped out her future.

    Rory: When did you have time for a life?

    Paris: I'll have a life after I graduate from Harvard.

    6. When she reminded her staff that she was not their mother.

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    Paris: If you need some love, get a hooker.

    7. When she wasn't afraid to state the obvious.

    Paris: How's the sex?

    Rory: Well seeing as he's in London and I'm here, the sex is pretty much non-existent.

    Paris: You've got a phone. Use it.

    8. When she called out a woman who wouldn't give her change for a phone call.

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    Paris: Fall in a hole!

    9. When she expressed her obvious interest in silver-haired foxes.

    Rory: My grandfather introduced you to him.

    Paris: Well, hot men tend to run in packs.

    10. When she stood up for her BFF.

    Paris: Rory is a great person, and she does not deserve to be treated this way. Anyone should feel lucky to call her a friend. I know I do, and you're throwing away one of the best.

    11. When she voiced her opinions on adoption.

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    Paris: I think it's good to be adopted. If you get sick of them, you just dump this set and go find the originals.

    12. When she came up with a master plan.

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    Paris: When we leave, we always keep the radio on...

    Paris: Rush Limbaugh, of course, so they know we have guns in the house.

    13. When she had her brutally honest moments.

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    Paris: What are you gonna do with out a college degree? Drive a forklift?

    14. When she wasn't afraid to voice her disdain.

    Paris: People suck

    Paris: You all suck!

    15. And finally, because she was never afraid to set the bar high.

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    Paris: Nothing less than perfect will be tolerated.

    Paris 4ever.

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