Buzz·Posted on Oct 30, 2018I Laughed At These 23 Halloween Tweets And Hopefully You Will Too"Some lady dressed as Catwoman is walking around our Halloween party just knocking drinks off tables."by Farrah PennBuzzFeed Staff WriterLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. your bff alex @psybermonkey Me: *destroys spider web Spider: wow Me: *puts up fake spider web Spider: WOW 06:57 PM - 10 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. ...And Justin For All @Staggfilms My favorite Horror movie is the one where the Target cashier wants to talk to me about my grocery choices. 04:08 PM - 29 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. 4. shayMLESS™️ @justsomegirl81 Halloween is my favorite holiday to toilet paper the neighbor’s house and blame trick or treaters. 01:04 AM - 29 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Grant Tanaka @GrantTanaka some lady dressed as catwoman is walking around our halloween party just knocking drinks off tables 12:52 AM - 29 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Dwight @keepdwightgirl Halloween is canceled 07:08 PM - 29 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Stephanie Sparkles @SSparklesDaily I think I'll complete my cat lady transformation by giving out cough drops on Halloween. 09:06 PM - 20 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. 9. 𝖒𝖆𝖛𝖊 💀🌻 @MavenofHonor Can’t believe it’s 2018 and venturing into a forbidden library still causes an unknown force to extinguish your candelabra 05:44 PM - 23 Apr 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Lights, Camera, Pod @LightsCameraPod Me, sober: "Yeah, I'm not all that excited for #Halloween." Me, drunk: 08:54 PM - 18 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. liv.-kats @livlivme_do there’s a spider on my wall, but fuck it, i’m not gettin up. free halloween decoration. 02:10 AM - 09 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Not Sara @smithsara79 My favorite Halloween movie is the first 3/4 of The Craft when they’re all still BFFs & one of them kills the guy who attacked her friend 03:45 PM - 30 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. 14. Jerry @Jerrypleasure if a ghost wore pants would he wear them like this or like this 12:28 AM - 29 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. The Halloween Hype @TheHyyyype ghost: boo- me: is that supposed to scare me? ghost: -mers are writing laws that ensure they'll protect their wealth until they die but at the cost of completely fucking over the next generations Me: 😮 06:18 PM - 29 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Bison @McGrumpenstein POLTERGEIST: gettttttt... outtttt... MY MOM & DAD: gettttttt... outttt... 11:11 PM - 29 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. 🅿️rofessor Kiosk 💊 @professorkiosk Guide to Halloween Acronyms LOL = Licking On Lollipops BRB = Big Rich Butterfingers OMG = One More Goober IDK = I Destroy KitKats SMH = So Much Halloween 01:08 PM - 18 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. 🎄🐌EnvyDaTropic™🐌🎄 @envydatropic Establish dominance by only having Halloween candy with peanuts in it. 01:25 PM - 29 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. Lord Hellvarez @ObscureGent [After spending 4 weeks making a costume for Halloween] This is so worth it for a Snickers mini. 03:24 PM - 30 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. liv.-kats @livlivme_do Neighbor: Happy Halloween! Me (sitting on the porch with a bowl of Kit Kats): It’s Halloween? 12:44 AM - 04 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. A Bearer Of Dad News @HomeWithPeanut My toddler is going to be the Hulk for Halloween and I'm really proud of him for finally realizing he has anger issues. 02:21 PM - 28 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. Lord Hellvarez @ObscureGent Ruined my day by realizing that the song Monster Mash is about a song called the Monster Mash and we’ve never actually heard that song. 02:59 PM - 27 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. Abe Yospe @Cheeseboy22 Just gave my next door neighbor a giant bag of candy to dump in my sons trick or treat bucket on Halloween so I can go home after one house. 01:40 AM - 30 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite