Stage 1: The "Painfully Pesky Period Pimples" Phase
Stage 2: The "Crying Over All the TV Commercials" Phase
Stage 3: The "Give Me Sweats or Give Me Nothing" Phase
Stage 4: The "Bigger Boobs — but at What Cost?" Phase
Stage 5: The "Cookie Monster" Phase
Stage 6: The "Is That Discharge or Am I Bleeding?" Phase
Stage 7: The "I've Never Been This Backed Up in My Life" Phase
Stage 8: The "Terrible, No Good, Very Bad First Cramp" Phase
Stage 9: The "I'm Here, Bitch" Phase
Stage 10: The "I'm Going to Take 12 Naps" Phase
Stage 11: The "I'm Flowing Like a River" Phase
Stage 12: The "Just End Already" Phase
Stage 13: The "Oh, You Thought I Was Done?!" Phase
Stage 14: The "See You Next Month" Phase