1.
When the sun is shining and you're in a good mood but then your period cramps creep in and ruin everything.
2.
When you need a hair tie but the one you always keep on your wrist has mysteriously disappeared.
3.
When you get unsolicited dick pics.
4.
When you're minding your own business and a stranger stops you to tell you to smile.
5.
When you're about to leave to meet up with friends and your period shows up four days early.
6.
When you fucking drop your pressed powder and it goes EVERYWHERE.
7.
When you meticulously shave your legs and then realize you missed a patch of hair by the knee.
8.
When you sneeze on your period and basically release the gates of the Red Sea.
9.
When you forget you have makeup on.
10.
When day three of your period is EXCEPTIONALLY WORSE than day one.
11.
When you nick yourself shaving in the shower and the blood just will not stop.
12.
When you're out at the club and you can't remember if you unplugged your straightener.
13.
When you pay for a professional manicure and immediately chip it 2.5 seconds after getting home.
14.
When literally anyone catcalls you.
15.
When you asked for an inch off the bottom but your stylist insists on removing ALL your dead ends.
16.
When you're running late but you can't get your eyebrows to live up to your standards.
17.
And finally, when a dude mansplains ANYTHING to you.
