Buzz·Posted on Nov 22, 201821 Thanksgiving Tweets That'll Make You Snort-Laugh Through Your Food Coma"[Thanksgiving dinner.] Me: [opening bag]: Okay who had the Big Mac?"by Farrah PennBuzzFeed Staff WriterLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Rodney Lacroix @moooooog35 [Thanksgiving dinner] Me [opening bag]: Okay who had the Big Mac? 09:12 PM - 20 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. B @baryholl Me looking at the Mac n cheese bake on Thanksgiving 02:15 AM - 13 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Eric Schmeric @HepatitisAtoZ [Thanksgiving dinner] me: *eating stuffing* grandma: "what the fuck did you do to my couch cushions?!" 01:30 AM - 20 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. gregory 🛸 @theGuruGreg_ fam at thanksgiving when they see me on that phone 09:28 PM - 20 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Rodney Lacroix @moooooog35 [Saturday] Wife: We need to clean the house. Me: Why? Wife: We’re having company on Thursday. Me: That’s 5 days away. Wife: So? Me: Are we expecting the kids to keep the house clean for 5 days? Wife: Me: Wife: We’ll clean Thursday morning. 10:42 PM - 19 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. John Lyon @JohnLyonTweets Found what I’m taking to the family Thanksgiving. 02:10 AM - 19 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. 🔳your mom🔳 @eff_yeah_steph My favorite Thanksgiving was the one where my great uncle Harold sat at the head of the table and went off on my aunt about his balls dipping into the toilet water when he sat down to “have a crap”. 09:19 PM - 20 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. That Carly Girl @thatcarlygirl Happy Thanksgiving week to everyone except people who use the word “hubby.” 02:05 AM - 20 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Rob Lopez @r0bato Random family member at Thanksgiving: "so when can we expect a lady in your life?" Me: 06:57 PM - 17 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Just J @junejuly12 ‘tis the season for spiked hot chocolate, sappy movie marathons, and 473 cars that want your parking spot at the mall. 04:50 PM - 19 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Sean Lahman @seanlahman To be safe, avoid all vegetables and just eat pies for Thanksgiving. https://t.co/hd2VomXhAr 09:12 PM - 20 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Jon @ArfMeasures [Thanksgiving dinner] Wife: You're always on your phone and never talk to me! Me: Oh Wife: ok so what's everyone else thankful for? 01:44 PM - 20 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Breezy🎸 @MyNameIsBrand0n *At the thanksgiving table* “What happened to your little boo from last year” Me: 04:27 AM - 17 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Jingle Bell Jawbreaker 🎄 @sixfootcandy A threesome but it’s just me and two different pieces of pie. 07:15 PM - 19 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Rowdy @robertwmaxwell The secret ingredient to my green bean casserole is taking my shirt off when I bake it 08:20 PM - 19 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Chuck Roast @ChuckRoast16 Nobody puts gravy in the corner. 01:18 AM - 19 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. goth turtle @dubstep4dads everybodys got that one family member who always shows up to thanksgiving dinner on a horse 07:40 PM - 20 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. Rodney Lacroix @moooooog35 The lottery, except it’s my Thanksgiving table wondering who will get the stuffing with my wife’s hair in it. 01:17 PM - 20 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. Louis Virtel @louisvirtel "I noticed you didn't thank..." -me after your turn at the Thanksgiving thanks circle 10:54 PM - 19 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama Dentist cleaning my teeth: So, have any thanksgiving plans? Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Me: aw harglegargle un dargalglebargle hankskvring 07:01 PM - 19 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. Oops!...I Dad It Again @NewDadNotes Wife: no bird puns this year at Thanksgiving Me: fine but I get to do some now. Wife: owl allow it. Me: wait-what are you doing? Wife: toucan play this game. Me: I don’t like this. 01:15 AM - 18 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite