18 Men Who Need To Be Banned From Writing Female Characters Forever

"[She] rolls her eyes. I think her breasts roll in synch with them. Girls' breasts are so amazing."

I'm sorry, ladies. They've done it again, not just once. They can't be stopped: MEN WHO VERY BADLY DESCRIBED FEMALES IN LITERATURE.

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1. "I know the perfect hiding place. IT'S GENIUS."

Twitter: @men_write_women

2. "I haven't taken a single anatomy class in my life, but, trust me, I know how this works."

Twitter: @amanda_winkel

3. "I have to make sure everyone knows that I don't think soft women are powerful!!!!!!"

Twitter: @men_write_women

4. "This sounds right."

Twitter: @isapphic

5. "What can I compare sex sounds to???" *looks over at pasta bowl* "Ah, I know."

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6. "No need to second-guess this. It's definitely not problematic."

Twitter: @BelghaSefra

7. "What emotion would titayz have if they could have an emotion? SHUT UP, I'VE GOT IT."

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8. "Any excuse to use 'jumbo popovers' in a sentence."

Twitter: @men_write_women

9. "Alexa, why do girls have periods????? WAIT, YOU KNOW WHAT? Never mind. I got this."

Twitter: @men_write_women

10. "Trust me, I know what I'm talking about."

Twitter: @Blind_Nycteris

11. "This is a good way to describe her eyeballs."

Twitter: @men_write_women

12. "You know, like one of tHoSe CoLLeGe GoOrLz!"

Twitter: @verypalehipster

13. "I gotta make sure my readers are aware of her nipples."

Twitter: @men_write_women

14. "God, I'm hungry."

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15. "This is so brilliantly deep."

Twitter: @men_write_women

16. "But how do I describe boobiez in the most extra way possible???"

Twitter: @KathrynEvansInk

17. "A woman this beautiful can only love a man. It's science!"

Twitter: @men_write_women

18. "HMMMMM, what do women love about themselves???? OH, I KNOW...their beautiful flesh skeleton."

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