When we’re so desperate that we’d rather listen in live to the slow process of Tony Greig’s body returning to the earth, you f**king bet we’re bitter.
Amazing moments from history that make a strong case for the Fourth of June to be celebrated globally as the International Day For Not Putting Up With This Kind Of Crap Anymore.
Their brains are the size of a sesame seed, they have sex with flowers and vomit honey.
So to be fair, you could be forgiven for letting your daily life pass by with nary a thought for the chance of a bee apocalypse ending your days on Earth.
But for thousands of years, they have lived among us, watching us. Learning our ways.
And we, theirs.
Watchers who caught this week’s news that can smell explosives won’t be surprised. For the rest, it’s time you took a primer, because it’s becoming obvious that the world’s bees aren’t going to take this whole Colony Collapse Disorder thing lying down.
After 100 police told residents in the Chinese city of Nanjing to avoid a pool of oozing evil foam earlier this week, here’s 10 unexplained liquids you’re probably best off leaving for the proper authorities. Especially that last one…
Migrant worker sells dog, completes saddest train trip home ever.
Hamster too fat for slide. Twitter is there.
In the week that the last Pope was elected and Jesus was revealed to be a shapeshifter, Satan’s child has been on a farm in Serbia.