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    Women Are Sharing The Things Men Write In Dating Profiles That Are Instant Dealbreakers And Men Should Take Notes

    "Shopping for a woman is like shopping for a car."

    Online dating is always an interesting scene. What a person writes on their profile bio on the app is really telling, and while some people leave their profiles blank with just pictures, some write really bizarre things about themselves or what they are looking for, which can be a big turnoff.

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    Reddit user u/snuffles24 asked the question, "Women of Reddit, what are things men write on their dating profiles that are instant dealbreakers?" and the responses might make you second-think going on a dating app. Here are some of the best ones. 

    1. "When men list 'Makin' $$$,' under profession. I don't understand — are they printing out counterfeit bills?"

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    2. "I have seen SO many guys put things like, 'RIP Grandma 6.2.17.' Yes, Tinder is totally the place to remember your deceased grandmother."

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    3. "Anything that insinuates you're too good to be on [insert dating site here]. If you were really too good for Tinder, you wouldn't be on Tinder."

    4. "god🙏🏽 family👪 ball🏀 grind💰 gains💪🏽 goals🔥 hmu ;)"

    u/okiedokedudedamn

    5. "Have usernames like 'bigdick34' or 'likestolick.'"

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    6. "Putting a quote in their bio about how most women are crazy and how he's looking for a woman who isn't crazy."

    u/chickenandnuggies

    7. "Bad grammar, saying you like to party as if that's your favorite hobby, and that weird review thing they do like, 'Best Guy Ever — The Times,' or something."

    8. "Ask me. If you can't articulate that much about yourself, swipe left."

    u/copymistress

    9. "I'm a Scorpio."

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    10. "'My truck is the most important thing in the world.' BYE."

    u/aj0y

    11. "Leaving it blank is the worst. I'm also sick of guys looking for a partner in crime. Don't say it unless you really mean it!"

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    12. "'Keep me in check when I lose my cool.' That's the largest red flag in the history of red flags."

    u/UkonFujiwara

    13. "Shopping for a woman is like shopping for a car."

    14. "'No drama or liars!' 'My kid comes first.' 'You don't like that, tough.' So hostile..."

    u/Bethberryjuice

    15. "'Not my kid in the pic'...so does the parent of the child know you have a picture of them on your dating profile...?"

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    16. "The photo where the ex-girlfriend is clearly cropped out of the photo. It can also be a picture they've taken with a sister or a friend, but for crying out loud, you can't find/take a single photo featuring just yourself?"

    u/LostTheWayILikeIt

    17. "'Looking for my queen.' Fuck off with that."

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    18. "Text talk or incorrect spelling."

    u/bonster85

    19. "How about when they write, 'Hope I've peeked your interest.' Nope nope nope."

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    20. "I'm probably more awesome than you."

    u/handstandmonkey

    21. "Pictures with multiple people. Unless you are after a gangbang, you are just going to disappoint me when I find out you're not the hot one."

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    What are the worst lines you've seen in dating profiles? Let us know in the comments!

    Note: Responses have been edited for length and/or clarity.

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