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When I heard that Carrie Fischer was ill I made a tasteless joke to my wife that "she better not die on my birthday, that would be so selfish of her" and then a few days later, on my birthday, she passed. My wife, regarding her death said "you know who I feel so bad for, her Mom,…Â
Lily Aldrin from How I Met Your Mother is the WORST. She is a horrible fiance, she leaves Marshall when she decides she must "find herself" (something she probably should have done before agreeing to marry someone) and when Marshall finally moves on and dates someone else she STALKS…Â
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