21 Devastatingly Accurate Movie Reviews

Twenty movies and a book that you’ll never need to see or read because some genius said everything that needs to be said about them.

1. This gentleman’s review of “Les Miserables.”

2. This terrifying synopsis of “The Wizard Of Oz.”

Joke by Rick Polito

3. This one-sentence summary of “Twilight.”

4. This devastating takedown of “Sunshine.”

5. This historic burn of “Lincoln.”

6. This brutal critique of Paul Newman’s “Twilight.”

7. This visual summary of “Drive.”

8. This stern but fair critique of “The Neverending Story.”

9. Mr. McCranky’s take on “Bulletproof Monk.”

10. Roger Ebert’s response to a loyal reader’s question about “Disaster Movie.”

11. This disappointed Netflix customer’s take on the “Kung-Fu Panda” rip-off “Chop-Kick Panda.”

12. Siri’s idiosyncratic take on “2001: A Space Odyssey.”

These fascinating insights into what happens when you watch certain films backwards.

18. This Pulitzer Prize-worthy review of “Enemy Of The State.”

19. These words of wisdom about “Gigli.”

20. Comcast’s powerfully compelling summary of “Out Of Time.”

21. And finally (this is a book review, but whatever) Monty Python’s review of “Hitchhiker’s Guide To The Galaxy.”

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