1. Do you make any money doing that?
2. When does your book come out?
3. Oh, I have a great story for you...
4. You should write about me!
5. Cool. You know, J.K. Rowling is a millionaire.
6. What's your novel about?
7. You have your MFA? What's that do?
8. Have you ever considered being a journalist?
9. But what's your real job?
10. Really? Nobody reads books anymore.
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