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Create A Restaurant In Seven Steps And We'll Give It A Mean Yelp Review

Create A Restaurant And We'll Give It A Mean Yelp Review

Pick some chairs to put in your restaurant

What kind of people eat at your restaurant?

"Was poisoned here. Would not recommend."

1/5 Stars for attempted murder

"Don't get the pizza. It's so good that I keep coming back and now I don't have any friends. So, thanks for ruining my social life."

1/5 stars because I'm addicted

"Too....many....hipsters. It was terrible."

1/5 stars because hipsters

"Way overpriced! Who does the owner think they are? The food's not even that good."

1/5 stars for being too expensive

"The food is okay, but the wait staff is horrible. I asked if I could have extra ketchup and they asked if they could shove it up my...you know. But the food was good."

2/5 stars because the wait staff was terrible

"The food is really good, I would love the place if it wasn't for the fact that my boyfriend dumped me in THIS RESTAURANT. Talk about buzz kill. I'm never going back again."

2/5 stars because my BF dumped me here

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