Which "Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory" Character Are You?
You're responsible, selfless, and most importantly kind. Basically, you're just as sweet as Wonka's chocolate! For that alone, you'll survive and inherit the chocolate factory. Now you get to be in charge of a chocolate river, the Oompa-Loompas, and that LSD ride down the river.
You can be a little self-centered. Well, a lot self-centered. But really, you're just insanely picky and demand the very best of everything. And you totally get everything you want... usually. But this time you saw a golden egg that was just out of your reach. Oh well, luckily your daddy will get you whatever you want when this is all over. (So long as the furnace isn't lit!)
You made binge-watching TV cool before it was even a thing. You're obsessive, but in a way that makes you a total expert on whatever you put your mind to. That's because literally all you do is watch TV. Which is why you accidentally got yourself shrunk. On the plus side, you might actually enjoy your new life as a mini-version of yourself. I mean, you're just like those guys you always love to watch, right?
The thing that people don't get about you is that is all boils down to winning. You are a winner, and you're definitely not going to be upstaged by a bunch of dweebs. So it makes sense that you tried that new longlasting gum. You were the first! And you may be the last if they can't figure out how to juice you in time.
You have an appetitie for life, and everything that comes with it. Which is why diving head first into the chocolate river wasn't the WORST thing in the world. Sure, you got stuck in a pipe and didn't know if you'd break the whole thing open, but really, you're just enjoying the delicious ride. (However long it may last.)
Eccentric would be a euphemism for you. You're creative, zany, and love to be in charge. Which is good, because people tend to admire and look up to you. You also definitely have a sweet tooth. Lucky for you, you own a candy factory, so you're definitely making it out alive. And extra bonus: You just found a kid to run the candy ship for you, which means you're looking at a pretty posh retirement ahead of you. Congrats!