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Which Supreme Court Justice Should You Fantasize About?

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Which Supreme Court Justice Should You Fantasize About?

You got: John G. Roberts, Jr.

If you had it your way, you’d be the one to teach sweet, clueless JGR all about the ways of the world with your tender, progressive ways.

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You got: Antonin Scalia

There is literally nothing more in the world you want more than to watch Antonin Scalia put on a dress or make out with someone of the same sex and watch him realize — in horrible, abject terror — that he totally, totally loves it. Yeah, you want that so, so bad.

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You got: Anthony M. Kennedy

You're a bit of a wild card, which is great, because so is Justice Kennedy. You'd hate to do something boring or predictable. Lucky for you, Justice Kennedy will be taking the reigns -- or the whip, rather -- and he's likely to give you a night you won't soon forget.

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You got: Clarence Thomas

You like the strong, silent type. Clarence has been a very bad boy, and if you had it your way, you would like to see him get what he deserves.

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You got: Ruth Bader Ginsburg

There is nothing you want more than for Ruth Bader Ginsberg to cut you down to size. Nothing gets you hotter than the surgeon general of sass letting you know how puny and stupid you’ve been — and if she were to whip you around a few times, that would be nice, too.

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You got: Stephen G. Breyer

You hate playing Never Have I Ever, because you've literally tried it all. Enter Justice Breyer. This man will play you like a damn classic piano, hitting each and every one of your keys. Let's just hope you can keep in tune with all his judicial skills.

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You got: Samuel Anthony Alito

Some may think Justice Alito is a bit stuffy, but behind closed doors you're both game for anything.

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You got: Sonia Sotomayor

Sotomayor is fiesty, and I'm not just talking about her knack for challenging authority.

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You got: Elena Kagan

You like your women the way you like your coffee: Strong, from New York, and former Dean's of Harvard Law School.

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