2. When Jase talked about how he judges another man’s prowess.
4. Whenever the boys show off their bling in the show’s opening credits.
Oh, shoot, where can I get that gold pinky ring, though?
6. When Godwin got a little too excited by Jep’s touch and blew his golden load.
8. Haaaiiiii! Look how wide he can open his mouth! Damn, Si.
9. When Phil put a big duck call in his mouth and all of the other boys took notice.
Like father, like sons!
10. Enjoy these five pictures of Si quoting divas:
15. When Godwin almost fainted from the fierceness of Martin’s coat toss.
19. Willie wanting to take a selfie break mid-hunt.
20. Willie’s amazing camo yoga pants, and this fierce-as-fuck pose.
23. Giddy excitement for meat.
24. Si uses women’s restrooms for the “toilet paper.”
26. No comment.
28. When Si was the redneck RuPaul.
31. Just a dude talking about the fire in his panties.
32. When the boys dressed in adorable matching camo and crossed their legs for a group shot.
33. And that other time when they got all matchy-matchy. Super cute, though.
34. When Willie danced for the cameras.
35. Everything. About. This.
- ISIS has claimed responsibility for a bombing that killed at least 80 people in Afghanistan Saturday.
- Hillary Clinton made her debut with VP pick Tim Kaine, who dipped into Spanish and spoke on support for immigration reform and gun control.
- The gunman who killed at least 10 people at a Munich, Germany mall was an 18-year-old "obsessed" with mass shootings, police said.