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Are You Ready For Your Thirties?

I am. So get the eff out of my way!

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    You don’t put up with bullshit anymore.
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    You’ve called someone out on their bullshit.
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    You’ve ended an unhealthy relationship because you no longer put up with bullshit.
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    Your days of asking your parents for money are over.
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    You've moved from boxed wine to actual glass bottles.
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    You also own a set of wine glasses.
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    You own at least one piece of furniture that isn't from Ikea.
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    You know the difference between a hookup situation and actual dating.
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    And you aren't afraid to ask for what you want in either situation.
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    A substantial amount of weekends are dedicated to weddings, bachelorette parties, and baby showers.
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    Which means the only place you get wild on a dance floor is at a wedding.
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    You call people who are younger than you “youths” or “kids.”
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    You’ve judged a youth for being a total hot mess.
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    You remember what it was like to be a hot mess, and are grateful you're not one anymore.
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    You don't post passive aggressive messages on social media.
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    You’re trying to save money for your actual savings account.
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    You know what a 401k and a Roth IRA are.
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    You have one of those things.
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    You have both of those things, and talk about them regularly.
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    You care about your fitness.
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    You also care about your health and can remember the last time you had a vegetable.
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    You are genuinely flattered when you get carded at bars.
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    You feel responsible enough to own a pet.
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    Or, braver yet, you already do.
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    You’ve been to and enjoyed a wine bar.
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    You also enjoy dinner parties.
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    You've hosted a dinner party.
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    You own a full set of dishes and silverware.
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    You've had instant ramen before, you just can't remember the last time that was.
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    You can cook at least one thing very well.
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    There is no way you would ever stay in a hostel.
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    You know what you want sexually, and it’s awesome.
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    When you drink too much now, you are hungover for DAYS.
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    And being hungover is no longer cute.
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    You no longer sweat the small stuff.
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    You give zero fucks about what anyone else thinks of you.
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    Like, seriously, your Spotify playlist is embarrassing and public and who cares.
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    You have liquor in your bar that’s more than $30 a bottle.
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    You know what your style is, and you embrace that shit.
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    You feel no shame when you dance in a humiliating way.
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    You know what you want when it comes to dating.
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    You actually ask for what you want in relationships.
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    You no longer intentionally cause drama, because you no longer have time for it.
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    You’ve made some mistakes that you’re not proud of.
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    But you can look back and know that you’ve learned from those mistakes.
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    You’re not afraid to let go of bad friends or bad relationships.
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    You feel comfortable in your own skin.
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    You feel sexier than you ever were when you were younger.
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    You don’t care about being cool anymore, because you know that you ARE cool.
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    Turning 30 doesn't seem like a big deal, actually.
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    But you look back at your early twenties, and are grateful you’re out of those.
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