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That time she decided to sit on the Easter bunny with a glass of champagne.
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When she met Santa and found a red shirt to match his jolly suit!
4.
That time she just wanted to show her Chicago pride, or whatever, and forgot her pants.
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When she shot the video for "We Belong Together" and was just like, "Lambs, here I am, in this cropped kaftan."
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Or when she was in the "#Beautiful" video and lifted up her tee to reveal her vajee.
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That time she was on stage with some little girl in Australia and forgot her pants.
8.
That time she went to a Make-A-Wish foundation event and pulled her shirt down just enough.
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When she picked this glittery blue shirt to wear to the "VH1 Divas 2000: Tribute to Diana Ross," and no one told her it was not a dress.
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And then she did a costume change at the same event into this other sparkly tee.
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When she defaced a bunch of disco balls, and even Nick Cannon was like, OH MY GAH, WHERE ARE YOUR PANTS?!
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Or when she did the video for "Touch My Body" and lost the bottom half of her metallic-schoolgirl-alien costume.
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When she skinned a snake, and had just enough material for a shirt.
14.
When they were filming the "Don't Forget About Us" video and she was just like, "Ooops! No pants!"
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And that time she found a zip up hoodie in her closet and wore it as a dress.
