Buzz·Posted on Sep 28, 2018Here Are 26 Of The Funniest Tweets By Women This WeekThis week was a doozy, so let's laugh to hide our pain!!!!by Erin ChackBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. jo diggity @WhaJoTalkinBout [through chopstick walrus tusks] divorth? 05:46 PM - 24 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Lucy @lucymooring Karl Marx, 1847 09:03 PM - 21 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. cricket🌻 @cricket_cg sometimes my low pony looks cute but sometimes i look like a young man in colonial america eager to start his woodworking apprenticeship 12:55 AM - 23 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Jen @oxyjenesis My culture is not a costume https://t.co/AQac5Eeanc 08:29 AM - 21 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. era @era_marku imagine being left handed 😂😂😂😂 grow up 03:15 PM - 25 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Kashana @kashanacauley MILK IS TOO GODDAMN SPICY!!! 09:20 PM - 27 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Jill Krajewski @JillKrajewski live your life with the enthusiasm of Bruce Springsteen counting to 4 04:03 PM - 23 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Big Gucci @biggucciash “I can’t wait for winter” 02:28 PM - 25 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Megan Amram @meganamram Wanna feel old? Today started 62 years ago 06:27 PM - 27 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. K. @NotEthiopian Look at this little fucker after I took her bone away from her (she was choking on it 🙄). 01:23 AM - 24 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Sabrina Joy Stevens @realsabijoy “He‘s so young, is it really fair to ruin his whole life?” “He‘s so old, is it really fair to ruin his whole life?” CAN SOMEONE PLEASE IDENTIFY THE SPECIFIC 27-HOUR PERIOD OF TIME IN A CISGENDER MAN’S LIFE WHEN HE CAN BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE FOR HIS ACTIONS 07:41 PM - 25 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Meredith B. Kile @em_bee_kay I've never wished so hard that Alyssa Milano was a real witch. 09:58 PM - 27 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. raya @wewritelettrs me: hi jk rowling: hedwig was a nigerian woman of color 08:10 PM - 26 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. sophia @sophmilone moths only want one thing and its disgusting 03:09 AM - 26 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Heather Schmelzlen @anchorlines its the weekend baby. you know what that means. its time to drink precisely one beer and write it on my calendar 08:19 PM - 27 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. lydia breunig @lydiabreunig3 heather, youve got a big storm coming 03:51 PM - 18 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. pluto child @penhoIder me: I really shouldn't eat out today; I have to save money me: if you buy food with cash, it'll be like you're not spending money bc the number in your bank account will be the same me: shit can't argue with that logic let's eat 03:45 PM - 26 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. Christine Nangle @nanglish My dog Philby has to take allergy meds everyday but he doesn’t need to know that. 11:25 PM - 21 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. Mary Phillips-Sandy @maryps wow i mean imagine if a lady came in for a job interview and sobbed and yelled and kept saying how much she likes beer 07:46 PM - 27 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. Camelita🌼 @goddessgingerr CAN WE SEE THE JEANS?!??!?!?! https://t.co/Uuj9YnY8fZ 04:21 PM - 21 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. karma pElise @nintendoesnt you have a 4.0 gpa? that’s cute. i’ve solved the jonbenet ramsey case over 600 times 10:02 AM - 25 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. Monica Klein @MonicaCKlein Meet the Women for Kavanaugh. 03:22 PM - 27 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. 🌈eilidhhh @eilidhwill U dno how embarrassing ur pals are until ur in the front of the taxi and they are in the back 09:57 PM - 22 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 24. ଘ(੭*ˊᵕˋ)੭* ˚♡ ⋆。 @losergirl43 me and my followers 08:21 PM - 25 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 25. michelle lhooq @MichelleLhooq "Could never live in LA bc traffic!!!" says New Yorker, beet red from anxiety while stuck 30 mins at rat piss station as conductor explains unintelligibly over broken speakers that J train is running backwards on A line to Canal before it grows wings & flies to Staten Island 05:44 PM - 25 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite