Buzz·Posted on Jul 20, 2018Here Are 22 Of The Funniest Tweets Written By Women This Week"Don't body-shame the wildfires."by Erin ChackBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Jenna Cherry @jennacherry_10 There’s 7 million people in this world and you think I’m gonna let one customer with a bad attitude to ruin my day??? damn right I am I’ll probably even go cry in the freezer too 01:25 AM - 14 Jul 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Debbey Chester @grrlaction I am a grown ass woman and I can do whatever I want with my money. 10:00 PM - 17 Jul 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Rachel @Boozemunkee Dropping a sewing needle is like a cross between Where's Waldo and The Floor Is Lava except if you don't find Waldo he's gonna stab you. 10:34 PM - 17 Jul 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. K.Nicole @krystalsoboujee "mama a girl behind you" 🤣🤣😭💀💀 11:42 PM - 18 Jul 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. gracie hoos @cottoncandaddy starbucks: we’ve banned plastic straws! me: oh hell yes starbucks: yeah we’ve got these cool new lids instead me: what are they made of starbucks: plastic me: starbucks: me: starbucks: wait shit 08:40 PM - 17 Jul 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. liz @ldrinkh20 The plan? Pilot a mini submarine built from spare rocket parts into an empty cave to prove that it theoretically could have rescued a youth soccer team that is already safe in order to show that one of the actual rescuers is a liar and pedophile https://t.co/v1ikEYyo4r 04:52 PM - 15 Jul 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. indie @INDIEWASHERE true real fact: when lana del rey says 'my pussy tastes like pepsi cola' she was actually commenting on how capitalist society turns women's bodies into commodities that can be consumed by men and then later that day she wrote the communist manifesto and created marxism 12:08 AM - 18 Jul 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Carrie Melago @carriemelago Not what we had in mind when we ordered the cake 06:22 PM - 18 Jul 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Georgia Hardstark @GHardstark Honestly this sounds like a perfect day https://t.co/ad3K40Rrdp 09:25 AM - 18 Jul 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. culera @viviunuu sephora be like “would you like to redeem your beauty insider points today?<3” 08:51 PM - 16 Jul 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. ERIKA @erika_rdz__ she got a permit?? https://t.co/2NLUMPwudw 05:47 PM - 17 Jul 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. madi g™ @lizardluvr69 a new gender, one which is intangible and brings an eerie fear into the hearts of strangers. 04:33 AM - 17 Jul 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Ariel Edwards-Levy @aedwardslevy don't bodyshame the wildfires https://t.co/fU3fznd8gn 03:05 PM - 18 Jul 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. kotep fan account @Nyxnyl LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHOSE DOG MADE THIS? 07:06 AM - 12 Jul 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Alexandra Petri @petridishes i obviously meant to shout "I DON'T OBJECT" sorry that i ruined your wedding 07:23 PM - 17 Jul 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Shannon McKenzie @realslimshanny Me talking about myself: ▶ 🔘─────── 00:02 Me talking about how Plato’s Closet has no right to reject my clothes when most of their employees should be contestants on What Not To Wear: ▶ 🔘─────── 9:21:04 11:24 PM - 16 Jul 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. AH-yee-duh (Aida) @bitchrusfruit my son can wear as much makeup as he wants, but let him try and join the military HA not my baby, you can serve looks but not this country 08:14 PM - 13 Jul 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. stəph @zanoess My little brothers a dumbass lmao Fox News left his ass on read 😂 05:55 PM - 12 Jul 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. miel @miel we are getting TWO Mamma Mias and exactly ZERO Pappa Pias and that’s how i know feminism is working 02:55 AM - 17 Jul 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. Julia Galef @juliagalef I love overhearing dog owners talking to their dogs eg, I was petting this dog who seemed happy but then suddenly growled at me, so I left As I turned the corner I could hear his owner saying to him reproachfully, "You always do this, Oscar, you drive away all your friends" 12:47 AM - 17 Jul 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. Cec @cechitch A girl on my bus just said “I can’t look at halloumi anymore because it just reminds me of him”. What kind of horrible man has ruined HALLOUMI for a woman. HALLOUMI. 08:11 AM - 16 Jul 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. Laura Lovette @laurajaylovette Can you imagine how awkward it would be if your pet went on your phone and found the 1000s of pictures you have of them sleeping 09:31 PM - 19 Jul 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite