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    Here Are The Best Tweets Written By Women This Week

    "There's gonna be ANOTHER year?"

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    there's gonna be ANOTHER year???????

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    recipe: 2 cloves of garlic me: got it

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    Netflix: “let’s get someone who fuckin hates Gossip Girl to write the description of Gossip Girl”

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    1F Y0U C4N R34D 7H15, C0N6R47UI4710N5! Y0U H4V3 D3PR35510N.

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    Thinking of all the influencers today out in the cold on 59th and 5th hustling hard to get that shot

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    Alcohol has taught me that when I’m drunk I will walk anywhere. Sober me complains about a 10 min walk but you tell drunk me that I need to walk 2 miles in the pouring rain? BET

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    A lady I work with sends her dog to doggy day care n the woman that runs it does seasonal photo shoots with the dogs 😂 This is their christmas pic

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    rt if you want: - attention - 𝖆𝖙𝖙𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖎𝖔𝖓 - 𝓪𝓽𝓽𝓮𝓷𝓽𝓲𝓸𝓷 - 𝕒𝕥𝕥𝕖𝕟𝕥𝕚𝕠𝕟 - a t t e n t i o n - ᵃᵗᵗᵉⁿᵗⁱᵒⁿ - 𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 - 𝙖𝙩𝙩𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣 no one will know ever know which one u want

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    guys really live in apartments like this and don’t see any issue

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    If I have a medical emergency don’t U DARE call an ambulance y’all better uber my ass to the hospital bc we not about to pay 5,000 for a ride in the wee-yoo wagon

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    imagine being so mad at your man you promote this tweet

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    {trying to fit in with my son’s friends} yo what up fam you guys see all the dank memes haha ok i gotta go see if i got any faxes tell your moms i said yeet

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    Me in the mirror: ooh lookin' kinda cute Me in a photo:

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    Stop liking guys whose name starts with the letter J challenge

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    anyone else have trouble getting their cats to pose for their christmas card?

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    When I woke up today, I thought I saw a mouse on my floor. (Without my contacts, I have -9 vision, so I can’t see). SO. I trap the mouse with a box. I put my contacts in so I can see, only to find out that I did not trap a mouse. I trapped my hairbrush. Have a great day.

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    HE REALLY THOUGHT HE COULD GET A REPLY OUT OF ME IF HE FLEXED SOME MONEY LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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    pregnant women really tryna make me stand on public transit like Im the one who didnt use a condom

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    ladies what’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever found in a boy’s bathroom? allow me to start

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    can anyone else confirm that girls have 4 types of showers, a “quick body wash”, a “hair and body shower”, a proper “exfoliate shave, moisturizer, hair mask, singalong” and then a “depressed leave me alone I wanna die” shower.

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    Oh, piss off. https://t.co/DohNNW2Fcp

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    a man in whole foods asked how i was doing and i said ok how are you and he said “it is beautiful in my soul today” and that’s why i never go to whole foods

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    me: hello 911 operator: hello what’s ur emergency me: these men won’t stop laughing operator: ok yea that’s annoying but not a crime me: wtf is manslaughter then

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