Buzz·Posted on Nov 2, 201823 Of The Funniest Tweets By Women This Week"PER MY LAST EMAIL"by Erin ChackBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. zee 🥰 @sighbrattt yeah im thick thick and thired of these broken promithes 06:23 PM - 27 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. ねこ @wlhyuna MY DUDES I AM CRYING 10:35 PM - 26 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Katherine Krueger @kath_krueger 2000: Rock the Vote, teens!! 2004: voting is sexy!! 2016: vote for the first woman president, you’re making history!! 2018: please i beg you young assholes to vote so our country doesn’t become an overtly fascist regime 09:46 PM - 29 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Emily Nussturkey @emilynussbaum Made the scariest costume I could think of. (Clive hooked it up to an Arduino device so the needle actually moved randomly.) https://t.co/93Vo0KTtDK 03:52 AM - 28 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. eve peyser @evepeyser Twitter should start slowly eliminating all its features, until the site is totally blank 08:55 PM - 29 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Samira Ahmed VOTE NOV 6th @sam_aye_ahm *stares in Muslim* 06:42 PM - 26 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Sofie Hagen @SofieHagen So far 0% of white men in suits find it it funny when I lean in and whisper ‘scary costume’. 07:56 AM - 31 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. helen @helen this is the official “sry i couldn’t get hard that’s never happened to me before” emoji 09:58 PM - 30 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Jess Dweck @TheDweck Ted Cruz is the only person who pretends to be a serial killer to be MORE likable https://t.co/W3hcR6ILSm 08:53 PM - 31 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Vibranium Vagina @ms_octoburrr Dressed up as my son forHalloween 👻 09:30 PM - 30 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. ṃo. @MoAshlei The length of this hallway just called me poor. https://t.co/PYEDmxJIMR 01:59 PM - 01 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Jemele Hill @jemelehill PER MY LAST EMAIL 01:12 PM - 31 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Ariane Lange @arianelange Halloween is good 06:11 PM - 31 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Ella 🏳️🌈 @xbabyIon this is a cat finding out she is pregnant 08:00 PM - 29 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. ❁ chey ❁ @cheyennearis well.... at least he’s got a good teacher 04:26 AM - 31 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. jocelyn @joceyyys My dad put this up at his work and his boss told him to take it down or else he’d lose his job 😂 10:41 PM - 30 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. amy @_amsters1 Can y’all guess who my niece was 11:04 PM - 28 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. ᴹᵃʳʸ @mickaelamoe Safe to say she won the pumpkin painting contest 01:12 AM - 29 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. Sierra Jackson @SierraEJackson Well we were supposed to be Cleopatra and Caesar.. Classic case of miscommunication 01:00 AM - 28 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. arden @letsbpalz My friends were sexy devils for Halloween this weekend and I was the sexy paper clip from microsoft office, Clippy 05:47 PM - 28 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. Stefanie @stefbendt His name is garbage. 01:59 AM - 28 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. laura 🎄✨ @daisyrdley Salem (the cat from Chilling Adventures of Sabrina) walked the carpet at the premiere and it’s the most important thing to me right now bye https://t.co/qK8kJ7d2UZ 06:48 AM - 26 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. Shelby Sells @sweaterpuppiez My sister just sent me this and said her costume is “reverse cowgirl” 😂❤️🤠 02:53 AM - 27 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite