Buzz·Posted on Jan 23, 201922 Of The Funniest Tweets By Women This Week"People who back into parking spots just want attention."by Erin ChackBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. jo diggity @WhaJoTalkinBout waiter: do you need a minute to look over the menu? me, researched it online: yes please 03:58 AM - 15 Jan 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Mariah Carey @MariahCarey I don't get this 10 year challenge, time is not something I acknowledge. 🤷♀️ *Picture taken at some point prior to today 10:03 PM - 16 Jan 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Zing Tsjeng @misszing *picks up Theresa May's deal* But does this spark joy? 08:46 PM - 15 Jan 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. jillz @JillyKila Come, my lady.. come come, my lady. 12:08 AM - 17 Jan 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. jen @_zodiaccat to whoever needed to see this: throw away your empty liquor bottles, they’re not decor 06:21 PM - 20 Jan 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Jess Dweck @TheDweck Rudy Giuliani always looks like he just heard what Rudy Giuliani said 03:37 AM - 17 Jan 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. sweet b @badbitchh96 people who back into parking spots just want attention 05:16 PM - 16 Jan 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Hope @HopeThackray 🔊Wuthering Heights - Kate Bush (1978) 09:02 AM - 16 Jan 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. lilith @getttingsodas some of yall didn’t get called out in middle school by some boy in the hallway saying “aye he likes you” and his friend responds “no tf I don’t she’s fuckin ugly af wtf” and it shows 06:14 AM - 15 Jan 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. 𝓈𝒶𝓎𝓃𝒶 @DAREDEVllLS 14 y/o me with my earphones on in the middle of the night after discovering m83 07:21 PM - 15 Jan 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Deirdre @figgled [pressing my face up against a phone screen filled with beautiful rich people for a third consecutive hour] why am i sad 01:29 AM - 16 Jan 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. mae @letmybabyst4y me in my room in the dark at 3am tryna figure out whether that’s my jacket or a headless man standing VERY still 11:43 PM - 20 Jan 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. alexis nedd @alexisthenedd It's unfathomable that we are only 20 days into 2019. It has easily been six months since new year's eve. I know this. I feel this. 07:07 PM - 20 Jan 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. What’s not clicking? @10browninstreet The wax lady to your labia after removing a strip 11:47 PM - 15 Jan 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Jenna Gilbert @jenna_gilbert7 Me: White girls laptop case: 🥂 𝐼 𝓃𝑒𝑒𝒹 𝒶 𝓃𝒶𝓅 ºlllllllº I ❤️ ΠΚΑ ☕️ ✧ ✧ 🐶 ˢᴴᴱ ᴮᴱᴸᴵᴱᵛᴱᴰ ˢᴴᴱ ᶜᴼᵁᴸᴰ ☾ ˢᴼ ˢᴴᴱ ᴰᴵᴰ 🍍 02:34 AM - 16 Jan 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Danielle Evans @daniellevalore Because I only ever use one emoji, my phone has stored only one emoji as a person of color, and thus I have unintentionally created this work of art I call “Diversity Meeting”. 03:48 PM - 20 Jan 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. all-iranian reject @notsaraferdowsi I can’t believe the earth is 69 years old https://t.co/6ItOGVgeij 10:57 PM - 16 Jan 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. the ghost realtor @badxground customer: can you check for it in the back? me: sure! me, in the back: 07:22 PM - 15 Jan 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. RawBeautyKristi @RawBeautyKristi Its SO bizarre to me that "outfit repeating" is considered bad or embarrassing.. you expect me to buy this beautiful shit and wear it ONCE?! No maam I'm gonna wear it until I hate it and it goes out of style 08:03 PM - 17 Jan 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. Tinker Elle @elle91 Me going to explain something I literally learned about 5 minutes ago 12:59 PM - 21 Jan 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. Erica @eerrriiicaa Any guy who is 5’9: “I’m 5’11” 09:14 PM - 21 Jan 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. Taylor Allard @tayallard when a man touches your lower back trying to “move past you” https://t.co/WnzvwZgIfJ 02:51 AM - 21 Jan 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite