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Why No One Should Mess With The Ocean

Stick to pools.

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What we do know is that the pressure is so intense, no human* could make it even a quarter of the way down without THIS happening to their body:

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*Unless you're James Cameron and you can afford to build a pressure-resistant robot to take you to the bottom of the ocean.

Scientists estimate that up to 80% of all living things live in the ocean.

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So think of every animal you've ever seen on land and multiply that by, like, a billion.*

*(Math may not be accurate.)

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Since there is no sunlight at the very bottom of the ocean, there are no plants. So nearly everything down there preys on FLESH.

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Here are starfish ravaging a whale carcass. Remember when starfish were cute? Me neither.

It's a frickin' hellscape down there. There are vents of boiling-hot sulfuric acid that would take your face clean off your skull.

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And creepy little organisms live in those vents! Because ocean critters don't give a fuck about anything!

And there are little to no standards of reality. For example, this is a barreleye:

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And those tennis balls of goop you see through its transparent head are its EYES. (The black dots are nostrils; Lord have mercy.)

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