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This Indian man and I have an identical commute, but we have never spoken to each other. Like we get on at the same platform spot and everything. I worked from home yesterday and today he jokingly said, “Where were you? I was lonely!” It was a joke but I almost cried lmao.
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Today my five year-old laughed at this painting in the middle of a museum for like six minutes
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do u ever watch a film to the end of the credits, pick a name, and think 'hey Clint Youngreen, assistant bear trainer #3, I bet you thought nobody would see you down here, nice job pal'
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Heard my 6yo slowly and painstakingly reading a Nat Geo book about otters to his stuffed otter b/c "I wanted him to know about his family." 😍😍😍 😭😭😭
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my dad has been telling me for years about various friendly encounters with Mike, another resident of his apartment building he really likes and i found out yesterday that Mike is a dog
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i just saw a dad get out of the car with his two young boys and he yells ‘WHO CAN GO HUG MOM THE FASTEST?!’ and all of them start running toward their house. that’s the kind of future i want.
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I’m late to work cuz I followed this dog for 3 blocks in the wrong direction
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Instead of texting these girls goodnight who don’t even want you, text your grandma goodnight and tell her you love her. That shit’ll make her week.
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I finally ran into my mom at college and she took me to her class to meet her classmates and it was the cutest thing ever https://t.co/uTw1PWIcJ2
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Couldn't choose between a star or an angel so I went with both
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reminder that quokkas are indigenous to an island where they have absolutely no natural predators, so they neither run from nor attack humans due to the fact that they never had a need for such survival tactics. In fact, they love taking selfies with tourists. And they smile https://t.co/tNWR3DMkUA
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Every time I'm in the shower my dog stares at me, worried, and he must assume I'm upset in here (because he hates baths) so he thinks if he drops his toy in that I'll feel better https://t.co/xfIrRpPdtu
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I have just sold a book that we have had in stock since May 1991. We always knew its day would come.
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my sister is about to have a baby and my brother showed up to the hospital in a suit because "first impressions matter" https://t.co/KtNV4mvnDU
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In 8th grade we had to turn in a weekly journal and the day after I turned in one about the kid I had a crush on in class my teacher redid the seating chart and put us next to each other real wing woman work
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a baby was staring at me in target so i started waving to her & she waved back & the mom whipped around & was like OMG & i was like oh sorry i was just waving to your baby & she was like THAT WAS THE 1ST TIME SHES WAVED & me & this mom SCREAMED in the store bc we were so excited