DISCLAIMER: Please do not put anything in your butt that is not designed to go in your butt. It's extremely dangerous (and also hilarious but MOSTLY dangerous).
We Know What Object You'd Stick Up Your Butt Based On Your Zodiac
They don't call it peanut BUTTer for nothing!
Fire in the hole!
Living on the edge!
At least you know exactly where they are!
They invented bottle openers for a reason!
Whatever color that paint was, it's brown now!
To infinity and butt-ond!
That's not how you drink that!
Look! A human lightning bug!
How ironic that the lightbulb usually symbolizes *good* ideas!