Buzz·Posted on Oct 24, 201522 Hilarious Tweets About Being Exhausted All The TimeZzzzzzzzz...by Erin ChackBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. rob delaney @robdelaney Every morning when my alarm goes off, I think "This is the worst thing that has EVER happened." 10:50 AM - 10 Jun 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. audrey farnsworth @audipenny Him: you look tired today Me: you look like you need a mouth that says better sentences 05:28 AM - 19 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Online Hippo @NicestHippo DETECTIVE: There are signs of a struggle here [earlier that morning] ME: *trying to get up for work* 01:04 AM - 02 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. jomny sun @jonnysun the treadmill is a perfect metaphor for my life bc no matter how much i think im progresing im realy in the same place but also now im tired 04:16 AM - 22 Apr 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Cocaine Cola @SatansTongue *wakes up* Not again 01:56 PM - 14 Aug 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. erin chack-o-lantern @ErinChack I wonder what it's like to not be tired. 08:33 PM - 29 Jul 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Pax Paxochka @Paxochka The best thing about being single is sleeping around. You can sleep all over that lonely bed of yours. Left, right, middle, whatever. 04:28 AM - 09 Feb 2011 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. did i sleep enough @didisleepenough no 02:53 PM - 10 Feb 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Jamie Woodham @jwoodham Kristen Stewart is the human equivalent of an exhausted sigh. 07:11 AM - 22 Dec 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Common White Girl @girlposts CAN I GET A HELL YEAH IF YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU’RE DOING WITH YOUR LIFE AND YOU DON’T GET ENOUGH SLEEP 03:31 AM - 07 Nov 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Sarah @thetigersez A fun part of your 30s is waking up thinking you're hungover, and then remembering, nope, this is just how my body feels now. 05:03 PM - 30 Jan 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Dead Dilf @deaddilf69 Me waking up for work 04:09 PM - 13 Aug 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Michael @Home_Halfway GRANDPA: I served in WWII, the Korean War and built my own house. ME: I find I'm often too tired to text people back. 05:46 AM - 02 Aug 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Jason Lastname @JasonLastname [lays down for massage therapist] please no touching I just want to sleep 02:21 PM - 22 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. TechnicallyRaaaaargh @TechnicallyRon Body "I am so tired" Brain "Coffee" Body "But I feel like I'm tired and going to explode" Brain "Coffee" Body "but" 10:10 AM - 14 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Trendy Lady @ladybroseph I have transcended tired. I am existing on brain frequencies beyond sleep. I understand L. Ron Hubbard. 02:02 PM - 15 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. no @tbhjuststop I would be a morning person, if morning happened around 1pm 02:44 AM - 22 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. Count Reverend Scott @Reverend_Scott I'm so tired right now, I'm not sure if I just ordered coffee, or clotheslined a bald guy and kicked him 13 times for stepping on my foot. 11:24 AM - 19 Sep 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. Slam Squat-Thrust @Gre_Gone *rolls out of bed* *rolls into other strategically placed bed* "Nice." 03:47 PM - 11 Jun 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai outside of bed: cold, refrigerated pale dough inside of bed: warm, flaky biscuit with beautiful melty slice of butter 12:45 PM - 06 Oct 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. dead acct @DillDoes *Wakes up* Ugh my head. What did I do last night? *flash back to me going to sleep* Hell yeah 04:46 PM - 21 Nov 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. Mike Birbiglia @birbigs If we ALL go back to bed, there's nothing they can do. 07:41 PM - 04 Nov 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite