27 Trees That Don't Give A Fuck About You Or Anything That You Do
JUST TRY THESE TREES. SEE WHAT HAPPENS.
1. "HOPE YA DON'T MIND IF I GROW RIGHT OUT OF YOUR FACE."

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2. "OH, IS THERE A SIGN HERE? HADN'T NOTICED."
3. "HAHAHA WHAT'S WINTER??"

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4. "OH, WOULDJA LOOK AT THAT. I WAS SHOT, I GUESS."

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5. "FROM YOUR CORPSE I GROW STRONGER, FELLOW TREE."

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6. "I DECIDE WHEN IT'S TIME TO CHANGE FOR FALL. NO ONE ELSE."

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7. "TWO TREES FOR THE PRICE OF ONE, BITCH."

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8. "LOOK AT ME, I'M A HUMAN. TAXES. TELECOMMUTING. 401K."

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9. "I EAT BRICKS FOR BREAKFAST, MOTHERFUCKER."

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10. "YOUR EFFORTS TO CONTAIN ME HAVE ONLY MADE ME MORE POWERFUL."

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11. "THIS IS WHO I AM. LIKE IT OR LEAVE IT."

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12. "FUCK YOU, I'M A DRAGON."

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13. "TWO TREES, ONE LIMB. GOOGLE IT."

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14. "BETCHA THOUGHT YOU'D SEEN THE LAST OF ME."

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15. "FUCK YOUR POWER LINES."

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16. "WHOOPS, WAS THAT YOUR HOUSE? LOLOL."

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17. "SPINNING AWAY FROM YOU AND YOUR BULLSHIT."

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18. "NICE PAINT JOB, IDIOT."

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19. "FUCK YOU, I DO WHAT I WANT."

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20. "YOUR BENCH WAS DELICIOUS."

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21. "IT'S CALLED FASHION, LOOK IT UP."

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22. "YOUR FENCE CAN'T STOP ME, I'M A MOTHERFUCKIN' TREE."

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23. "THIS IS WHO I AM INSIDE."

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24. "I'M LIQUID NOW, DEAL WITH IT."

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25. "YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO."

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26. "I'LL DECIDE WHAT IS OR ISN'T APPROPRIATE."

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27. "FUCK YOUR BEAUTY STANDARDS."

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