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Posted on Apr 24, 2015

27 Trees That Don't Give A Fuck About You Or Anything That You Do

JUST TRY THESE TREES. SEE WHAT HAPPENS.

1. "HOPE YA DON'T MIND IF I GROW RIGHT OUT OF YOUR FACE."

2. "OH, IS THERE A SIGN HERE? HADN'T NOTICED."

3. "HAHAHA WHAT'S WINTER??"

4. "OH, WOULDJA LOOK AT THAT. I WAS SHOT, I GUESS."

5. "FROM YOUR CORPSE I GROW STRONGER, FELLOW TREE."

6. "I DECIDE WHEN IT'S TIME TO CHANGE FOR FALL. NO ONE ELSE."

7. "TWO TREES FOR THE PRICE OF ONE, BITCH."

8. "LOOK AT ME, I'M A HUMAN. TAXES. TELECOMMUTING. 401K."

9. "I EAT BRICKS FOR BREAKFAST, MOTHERFUCKER."

10. "YOUR EFFORTS TO CONTAIN ME HAVE ONLY MADE ME MORE POWERFUL."

11. "THIS IS WHO I AM. LIKE IT OR LEAVE IT."

12. "FUCK YOU, I'M A DRAGON."

13. "TWO TREES, ONE LIMB. GOOGLE IT."

14. "BETCHA THOUGHT YOU'D SEEN THE LAST OF ME."

15. "FUCK YOUR POWER LINES."

16. "WHOOPS, WAS THAT YOUR HOUSE? LOLOL."

17. "SPINNING AWAY FROM YOU AND YOUR BULLSHIT."

18. "NICE PAINT JOB, IDIOT."

19. "FUCK YOU, I DO WHAT I WANT."

20. "YOUR BENCH WAS DELICIOUS."

21. "IT'S CALLED FASHION, LOOK IT UP."

22. "YOUR FENCE CAN'T STOP ME, I'M A MOTHERFUCKIN' TREE."

23. "THIS IS WHO I AM INSIDE."

24. "I'M LIQUID NOW, DEAL WITH IT."

25. "YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO."

26. "I'LL DECIDE WHAT IS OR ISN'T APPROPRIATE."

27. "FUCK YOUR BEAUTY STANDARDS."

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