1. When you haven't had a date in awhile:
2. When you smell some funky B.O. and you ask your roommate where it's coming from:
3. When you leave your cave of an apartment and go to a park and it's full of screaming children and the scorching hot sun:
4. When someone asks you, "What's new?"
5. When you pour yourself a bowl of cereal only to realize the milk went bad:
6. When you realize you have no Friday night plans:
7. When you hit the snooze button one too many times and you're running late for work for the third time this week:
8. When your laundry pile is six feet high and you can't put it off any longer:
9. When your paycheck direct deposits on a Friday:
10. When you come home tipsy and try to get to your bedroom without turning on the lights:
11. When you visualize your wedding while being realistic about the budget:
12. When you're looking forward to a chill night with friends, but they had other ideas:
13. When someone asks you a question you weren't ready for:
14. When you need bae to drive you to the airport, but you haven't asked yet:
15. When your parents ask you how you plan to pay off your student debt:
16. When you try to cheer up your friend who has a much better job than you:
17. When someone catches you elbows deep in a pint of ice cream:
18. When you call your best friend just to say a casual hello:
19. When you wake up after a one night stand:
20. When you show up to a reunion desperate not to be the only one who hasn't changed:
21. When someone cancels brunch plans:
22. When your best friend brings his coworker to happy hour:
