1. If you’ve been alive for longer than two minutes, you are familiar with the seasonal treat candy corn.
For whatever reason people either adore it or loathe it with the fiery passion of a thousand autumnal suns.
2. But there’s one thing we can all agree on: Candy corn has a bullshit name.
It neither tastes like nor resembles corn. A more accurate name would be “waxy traffic cones.”
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