1. There's nothing worse than when books have movie covers:
2. The only way to spell Wednesday is to sound it out like this:
3. Hearing your own voice on a recording is horrific:
4. Drinks taste better out of a glass bottle:
5. It's impossible to remember the names of people you just met:
What they say: Hi I'm Brandon. This is Liz and Steven. What I remember: Hi I'm BLERPBLAP. This is GLAUNGH and CRAIG or maybe GREG.
6. This isn't food:
7. The only arguments you win are the ones you have inside your head in the shower hours after they happen:
8. It's impossible to talk to dogs and babies in a normal voice:
9. The best way to sleep is sticking one foot out of the covers* to regulate your body heat:
10. It's impossible to plug a USB in right the first time:
11. This is the ugliest you'll ever feel:
12. Gatorade tastes better out of this bottle:
13. Diagonally cut sandwiches taste the best:
14. Peeling glue off your hand was the best part of elementary school:
15. The Spotify "Private Session" is just for listening to your most embarrassing songs:
16. And puppies make everything better:
