1. When your roommate's alarm wakes you up but they're sleeping right through it:
2. When you bump into each other first thing in the morning and you're not ready for human interaction:
3. When they're somehow always in your way:
4. When you're having a bad day and every little thing they do is the most annoying thing in the world:
5. When you have to get territorial about your food:
6. But then they eat it anyway:
7. When relationships are destroyed over the sink:
8. When you make the mistake of peeking into their room:
9. When it seems like everything they do is wrong, wrong, so very wrong:
10. When they walk in on you doing ~private things~.
11. When you can write an ethnography on the extent of human laziness:
12. When you hear them sneeze through the wall and you wonder what unholy things they've heard:
13. When you get passive-aggressive about whose turn it is to buy the milk:
14. When your shower has a carpet:
15. When people are over and you can't leave your room:
16. When your roommate and their partner are being ~loud~ late at night:
17. When they ask you to take care of something they could easily do:
18. And when you're doing your best to keep the peace:
