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    19 Things Girl Who Are Always Cold Understand

    Shivering from November to April.

    1. First thing's first: WINTER IS THE WORST.

    2. Once it starts getting cold, you live full time under a blanket.

    3. And when people invite you to do ~fun winter activities~ you're like, um, no thank you very much.

    4. If you are forced into the outside world, you will never, ever look cute. You will look like a baked potato covered in bubble wrap.

    5. But it doesn't matter! Because no matter how much you wear you're always f r e e z i n g.

    6. Like you could literally be on fire and still be cold.

    7. So you spend your time living from heat source to heat source.

    8. And taking skin-scalding showers.

    9. And blowdrying your hair waaay longer than you need to.

    10. Nothing. Helps.

    11. You feel lucky that the tights-under-jeans trend is catching on, because you'd have two frigid legcicles without that trick.

    12. Another trick: not shaving anything. Body hair = warmth!

    13. Cuz Lorde knows the second you shave, your goosebumps are going to sabotage you.

    14. Yes, the best defense is to stay wrapped in a sweater near a fire inside a house until April.

    15. Because it's 👏 not 👏 safe 👏 out 👏 there 👏.

    16. Stay in bed.

    17. Slather on the chapstick.

    HIM: isn't wintertime just so romantic ME (smiles & my lips crack open & blood starts pouring down my chin): oh definitely

    18. Stick your hands in a bowl of just-cooked mashed potatoes.

    19. And tell your loved ones you'll see them in spring.