15 Strangely Satisfying Examples Of Power Washing Porn

BRB, buying a power washer. Via Reddit’s 100% SFW subreddit.

1. Sweet Jesus on a biscuit.

 

3. Oooohhh yep. Yep, yep, yep.

4. Jiminy Cricket crucifixes.

5. By the beard of Neptune.

 

7. Martha Helen Stewart.

8. Ooooh, cheap Canadian candle sticks.

9. Gggoooooooose feathers. Dirty goose feathers.

10. Please punch my face.

11. Sweet syrupy sandwiches!

12. Dear Google’s helpline!!

13. Jumping jackfLAPS!!!

 

14. HOLY DUCKIN’ DUCKS ON A POND.

15. Wha—what just happened?

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