1. People not knowing who you are:
2. Misplaced praise:
3. Having no idea why the whole class is laughing:
4. Casual self-loathing:
Show those haters how it's done by hating yourself most.
5. Financial limitations:
@TheEconomist I work at a grocery store
6. Absolutely no romantic prospects:
3 years ago i DMed a girl on here. 3 years later we have each other blocked and this is a random pic i found on goo… https://t.co/6fLmCMvhGX
7. An off-putting sense of humor:
8. Lapses in intelligence:
9. Having weird priorities:
10. Being not great at comebacks:
11. A touch of the old-social awkwardness:
12. Wasting your own time:
13. The occasional misunderstanding:
14. OK, the frequent misunderstanding:
15. *Rubs bridge of nose* The constant misunderstanding:
16. Unbridled enthusiasm at the wrong times:
Tbt to Halloween when I dressed as the babadook but my friend's house had more of a grown ups drinking wine vibe
17. The all-too-common public mix-up:
18. Knowing thyself:
ME: I'm cool as hell JUDGE: might I remind the witness he is under oath ME: I suck ass
19. Knowing thy place:
20. Having little to no subtlety:
21. The inability to let things go:
22. Always searching for answers:
23. Self-sabotage:
24. Having parent-approved hobbies:
25. And feeling like this 24 hours of the day:
