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25 Things You'll Get If You're Kind Of Uncool

Like the top side of the pillow: very uncool.

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1. People not knowing who you are:

2. Misplaced praise:

3. Having no idea why the whole class is laughing:

4. Casual self-loathing:

Show those haters how it's done by hating yourself most.


5. Financial limitations:

6. Absolutely no romantic prospects:

3 years ago i DMed a girl on here. 3 years later we have each other blocked and this is a random pic i found on goo…

7. An off-putting sense of humor:

8. Lapses in intelligence:


9. Having weird priorities:

10. Being not great at comebacks:

11. A touch of the old-social awkwardness:

12. Wasting your own time:


13. The occasional misunderstanding:

14. OK, the frequent misunderstanding:

15. *Rubs bridge of nose* The constant misunderstanding:

16. Unbridled enthusiasm at the wrong times:

Tbt to Halloween when I dressed as the babadook but my friend's house had more of a grown ups drinking wine vibe


17. The all-too-common public mix-up:

18. Knowing thyself:

ME: I'm cool as hell JUDGE: might I remind the witness he is under oath ME: I suck ass

19. Knowing thy place:

20. Having little to no subtlety:


21. The inability to let things go:

22. Always searching for answers:

23. Self-sabotage:

24. Having parent-approved hobbies:

25. And feeling like this 24 hours of the day: