1. This is the worst thing that's ever happened to you.
2. And this is the best.
3. You can literally fall asleep on any surface.
4. The idea of going out and partying makes you long for your bed.
5. You cherish naps. CHERISH.
6. The first thing you want to do after waking up on the weekends is go right back to sleep.
7. There's about a 0% chance you'll make it through a movie without dozing off.
8. There's an even slimmer chance you'll stay awake after a few drinks.
9. You have one answer for people who ask about your hobbies.
10. Bags under your eyes is your signature look.
11. You are jealous of babies because they can fall asleep wherever and whenever they damn well please.