19 Signs You Live With Spine-Crippling FOMO

Miss a party? Over your dead body. No, literally. You would literally have to be dead to miss a party.

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FOMO

noun

Anxiety that an exciting or interesting event may currently be happening elsewhere; abbreviation of "fear of missing out."

9. (Even though this is what "going out" looks like 90% of the time).

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Doesn't matter how many nights of Wii Bowling you play in your friend's basement. The day you decide to skip is the day Beyoncé shows up and you just can't take those kinds of chances.