1.
Something tells me that might make the fire worse.
2.
I got some at home, thanks!
3.
I think I can handle it.
5.
Damn, put a curtain up or something!
8.
Then I'll play with this Slinky somewhere else.
9.
Please, please let this be a pool.
10.
I'm sorry, but we've only just met.
11.
This is the kind of constant validation I require.
12.
A wise man once said...
14.
Wow, someone please hide the ducks from this guy.
15.
My ex's favorite dinner!
16.
Got time for a quick launch?
17.
I'm suddenly not hungry.
19.
Suuure, it's always an "accident."
22.
[Kindergarteners cheer]
23.
No one can save you now.
24.
This is either a creative store name or an unfortunate mistake.