Buzz·Posted on Apr 2, 201517 Short, Clean JokesJust in case you need a laugh today. Via /r/askreddit.by Erin ChackBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. I bought the world's worst thesaurus yesterday. Tap to reveal Click to reveal 2. I have the heart of a lion Tap to reveal Click to reveal 3. I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows on too high. Tap to reveal Click to reveal 4. Why don't blind people typically skydive? Tap to reveal Click to reveal 5. I just read a book about Stockholm Syndrome. Tap to reveal Click to reveal 6. A termite walks into a bar. Tap to reveal Click to reveal 7. What did the pirate say when he turned 80? Tap to reveal Click to reveal 8. What do we want? "Another question!" When do we want it? Tap to reveal Click to reveal 9. Two drums and a cymbal fall out of a tree. Tap to reveal Click to reveal 10. What do you call a fake noodle? Tap to reveal Click to reveal 11. Did you hear the rumor going around about butter? Tap to reveal Click to reveal 12. Do you know why you never see elephants hiding up in trees? Tap to reveal Click to reveal 13. What's red and smells like blue paint? Tap to reveal Click to reveal 14. Why can't you trust a tree on a sunny day? Tap to reveal Click to reveal 15. What happened to the cow that tried to jump over the barbed wire fence? Tap to reveal Click to reveal 16. Do you know what my grandfather said to me before he kicked the bucket? Tap to reveal Click to reveal 17. A ghost walks into a bar and orders a shot of vodka. Tap to reveal Click to reveal Check out more on Reddit! reddit.com