Buzz·Posted on Oct 26, 2016Literally Just 25 Pure TweetsCleanse your soul.by Erin ChackBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Tim @Playing_Dad Everything is all Trump this and Clinton that and in the meantime we're missing the important news 12:38 AM - 19 Oct 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Old Gregg @lewisheywood Honestly thought someone was just super excited about the drinks machine 06:41 PM - 18 Oct 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. WISCONSIN TRASH @FlowsAndolini This got me dying 03:09 AM - 02 Oct 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Victoria Aycock @victoriaaycock I'M AT THIS PUMPKIN PATCH IN CULVER CITY AND THIS GUY IS TRULY HAVING A FULL ON PHOTOSHOOT WITH HIS DOG 12:08 AM - 16 Oct 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Martha Stewart @MarthaStewart This is an original Snoop Dogg painting, and Snoop gave it to me as a gift! Very nice, don't you think? 08:57 PM - 30 Sep 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. pvnkle @pvnkle Bob Ross: *draws a branch* me: nice Bob Ross: *draws second branch* cause everyone needs a friend me: *holding back tears* nice 05:16 AM - 24 Sep 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Damned Slime-Man @danslimmon My new hobby: finding incomprehensible diagrams on office whiteboards and adding alarming conclusions to them 05:03 PM - 30 Sep 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Robert Petersen @Sonikku_a Rare image of a shark stepping on a Lego. 12:23 PM - 29 Sep 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Bottlerocket @bottlerocket13 My daughter brings a checklist to stores now and just makes random checks. It makes everyone uncomfortable. 05:54 PM - 25 Sep 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Dave Cactus @dave_cactus Look, @Arbys, I'll try your Smoke House, but there's no need to call me names. 09:11 PM - 21 Sep 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Courtney Enlow @courtenlow My children gathered beside my coffin: She looks so peaceful. And that was her favorite dress. Dead me sits straight up: IT HAS POCKETS!!!!! 01:33 AM - 23 Sep 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. ja red @fashionhotstyle "i've been expecting-" "no it is i who have been-" "i expected you to say that" "aha just as i expected 12:45 PM - 21 Sep 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. meredith graves @gravesmeredith more grateful than normal for @haleymlotek for introducing me to my new all time favorite google search 08:15 PM - 20 Sep 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Christopher Mims @mims just noticed how the Cap'n becomes increasingly unhinged as the sugar content increases over the years 05:40 PM - 20 Sep 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Drew Monson @mytoecold Harry 👏 Potter 👏 Isn't 👏 Real 👏 I 👏 Just 👏 Found 👏 Out 👏 I'm 👏 So 👏 Sad 06:57 PM - 21 Sep 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. irene liao @ireneliiao in the third grade i was obsessed with michael jordan so i carried a cardboard cutout of him around for a month 07:31 PM - 19 Sep 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Rebecca Slatkin @RebeccaSlatkin Carry yourself w/the confidence of a girl holding a massive owl. 02:53 PM - 12 Sep 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. Daniel The Goat 🐐 @MrDanielCabral I keep this pic of Terry Crews in my wallet so I can see it when I'm about to waste money on things I don't need Iol 03:47 AM - 09 Sep 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. Scoots @scootertooter7 How fast was this duck going? 08:34 PM - 02 Sep 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. melisandre @_NoxyT this man is so sprung, ain't nothing in the world she could say that could be that funny. 05:48 AM - 01 Sep 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. Jackson McHenry @McHenryJD Rory Gilmore doesn't know how to hold everyday objects, a series 02:11 PM - 18 Oct 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. ️ @mendesperry 11:01 AM - 18 Oct 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. sarah jean @sarahjeanalex favorite part of googlemaps is this man unzipping his cargo pants into cargo shorts at the grand canyon 02:22 AM - 30 Aug 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 24. scott в @snazzmania if pangolins had a catch phrase it would be "ok I guess that's fine" 06:07 AM - 23 Aug 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 25. Cute Emergency🎃 @CuteEmergency Pls look @ this picture of my dog if you're having a bad day 03:25 AM - 13 Oct 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite