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    Literally Just 25 Pure Tweets

    Cleanse your soul.

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    Everything is all Trump this and Clinton that and in the meantime we're missing the important news

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    Honestly thought someone was just super excited about the drinks machine

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    I'M AT THIS PUMPKIN PATCH IN CULVER CITY AND THIS GUY IS TRULY HAVING A FULL ON PHOTOSHOOT WITH HIS DOG

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    This is an original Snoop Dogg painting, and Snoop gave it to me as a gift! Very nice, don't you think?

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    Bob Ross: *draws a branch* me: nice Bob Ross: *draws second branch* cause everyone needs a friend me: *holding back tears* nice

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    My new hobby: finding incomprehensible diagrams on office whiteboards and adding alarming conclusions to them

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    Rare image of a shark stepping on a Lego.

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    My daughter brings a checklist to stores now and just makes random checks. It makes everyone uncomfortable.

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    Look, @Arbys, I'll try your Smoke House, but there's no need to call me names.

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    My children gathered beside my coffin: She looks so peaceful. And that was her favorite dress. Dead me sits straight up: IT HAS POCKETS!!!!!

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    "i've been expecting-" "no it is i who have been-" "i expected you to say that" "aha just as i expected

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    more grateful than normal for @haleymlotek for introducing me to my new all time favorite google search

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    just noticed how the Cap'n becomes increasingly unhinged as the sugar content increases over the years

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    Harry 👏 Potter 👏 Isn't 👏 Real 👏 I 👏 Just 👏 Found 👏 Out 👏 I'm 👏 So 👏 Sad

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    in the third grade i was obsessed with michael jordan so i carried a cardboard cutout of him around for a month

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    Carry yourself w/the confidence of a girl holding a massive owl.

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    I keep this pic of Terry Crews in my wallet so I can see it when I'm about to waste money on things I don't need Iol

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    this man is so sprung, ain't nothing in the world she could say that could be that funny.

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    Rory Gilmore doesn't know how to hold everyday objects, a series

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    favorite part of googlemaps is this man unzipping his cargo pants into cargo shorts at the grand canyon

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    if pangolins had a catch phrase it would be "ok I guess that's fine"

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    Pls look @ this picture of my dog if you're having a bad day