1.
For your boring Friday nights.
3.
For the big questions in life.
4.
To show how close you're getting.
9.
To intimidate other pet owners.
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To mock your own parents.
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To document nature in action.
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For your most private thoughts.
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And your least private moments.
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For evidence against them.
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For evidence against yourself.
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To reveal your pet's true identity.
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For an easy birth announcement.
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For meeting new friends.
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To capture the magic.
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For public humiliation.
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For cosmetic purposes.
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For the love of Third Eye Blind.
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And for selfies, obvs.