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17 Things You'll Understand If You're Slightly Obsessed With Your Bed

"You are my favorite hello and my hardest goodbye."

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1. Leaving your bed is the most difficult part of your day:

DETECTIVE: There are signs of a struggle here [earlier that morning] ME: *trying to get up for work*


7. You know exactly how you'd spend your perfect day:

*rolls out of bed* *rolls into other strategically placed bed* "Nice."


11. Everything reminds you of your bed:

outside of bed: cold, refrigerated pale dough inside of bed: warm, flaky biscuit with beautiful melty slice of butter


14. You can rationalize any bad situation using your bed:

The best thing about being single is sleeping around. You can sleep all over that lonely bed of yours. Left, right, middle, whatever.