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Can You Make It Through This Post Without Saying "NOPE"?

Nope. Nope. Nopeity nope.

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1. Let's start off easy, shall we? Imagine you're swimming just a hair too close to the edge of a waterfall.

2. Now imagine you're a little bit farther than a hair over this edge.

3. Well, now you're safe inside a car...or are you?

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4. Maybe you should go for a nice, casual bike ride.

5. Or have a relaxing beverage.

6. Try the aquarium! Who doesn't love aquariums?

7. Or have a walk around the mall.

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8. Maybe you need a little air? Take a seat at this table.

9. Why don't you play a relaxing round of golf?

10. Or hang out with some friends?

11. Go for a quick surf!

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12. Take a quick minute to recuperate in the bathroom.

13. Actually, you know what? You should head home.

14. NEVER MIND, HOME'S NOT SAFE EITHER.

15. Because everything's made of crabs!

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16. And people do this kind of shit for fun!

17. And there are holes to hell in the ocean!

18. But that's the least of your worries.

19. Byeeee 👋

How'd you do? Tell us in the comments!