Can You Make It Through This Post Without Saying "NOPE"?
Nope. Nope. Nopeity nope.
Let's start off easy, shall we? Imagine you're swimming just a hair too close to the edge of a waterfall.
Now imagine you're a little bit farther than a hair over this edge.
Well, now you're safe inside a car...or are you?
Maybe you should go for a nice, casual bike ride.
Or have a relaxing beverage.
Try the aquarium! Who doesn't love aquariums?
Or have a walk around the mall.
Maybe you need a little air? Take a seat at this table.
Why don't you play a relaxing round of golf?
Or hang out with some friends?
Take a quick minute to recuperate in the bathroom.
Actually, you know what? You should head home.
NEVER MIND, HOME'S NOT SAFE EITHER.
Because everything's made of crabs!
And people do this kind of shit for fun!
And there are holes to hell in the ocean!
But that's the least of your worries.
How'd you do? Tell us in the comments!
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