Buzz·Posted on Jun 10, 201614 Tweets About 69 That'll Make You Laugh Like You're In Middle SchoolNice.by Erin ChackBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Bucky Isotope @BuckyIsotope I was alive on April 20th 1969 and that's why I will always be cooler than you. 10:09 PM - 19 Dec 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. 3. dan mentos @DanMentos judge: I hereby sentence you to 68 years in prison my lawyer: your honor my client respectfully requests a year be added to his sentence 05:17 PM - 30 Nov 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Fred Delicious @Fred_Delicious if you're ever worried there's an intruder in your house, shout 69 down the stairs. if no one laughs, there's no one there 04:28 PM - 05 Mar 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. broad city LARPer @rachelmillman I got in trouble at work for writing "nice" next to every 69 and had to cross them out 05:59 PM - 09 Dec 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Bucky Isotope @BuckyIsotope Just did my taxes. Put $420.69 on every line and 5 IRS agents just showed up at my door with a keg, 3 strippers and giant foam fingers. 02:44 AM - 22 Mar 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Luke Streetwalker @Baxterbix I get it Bryan Adams. It was the summer of 69, but what year? 04:47 PM - 04 Apr 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Jazmasta @jazmasta If I had a dollar for every time I unnecessarily sexualized a sentence I'd have 69 dollars. 11:49 AM - 20 Nov 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. caillou corpse @Karate_Horse Imagine if dogs didn't just do doggy style. They 69d and did dog missionary and sometimes choked each other etc. That would be adorable. 01:20 AM - 06 Jan 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Fred Delicious @Fred_Delicious most people think 4th base is the last base but if u rub doritos on a girls boobs that's 5th base. 14th base is 69'ing in a volcano 09:22 PM - 11 Jun 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Bucky Isotope @BuckyIsotope blink 182 - Maroon 5 + 69 + 420 = 666 05:38 PM - 29 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. wint @dril the doctor reveals my blood pressure is 420 over 69. i hoot & holler outta the building while a bunch of losers try to tell me that im dying 12:09 PM - 13 Jul 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Cool Eric @OBiiieeee Son, I'm thinking of a num- "69" *dad starts flailing his arms* SEE, HONEY, HE'S A GOD DAMN WIZARD 03:47 PM - 09 Jun 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Julieanne Smolinski @BoobsRadley I once had 69 points after five frames of bowling and deliberately guttered the rest, but please, tell me more about my "commitment issues." 03:29 AM - 08 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite