Food·Posted on Feb 24, 2017If You Already Know How Brussels Sprouts Grow, I Don't Recommend Reading This PostEveryone else, COME ON IN! WATER'S FINE!by Erin ChackBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink Thanks for coming. Please have a seat. I have a very serious question for you: Do you know how Brussels sprouts grow? commons.wikimedia.org You know Brussels sprouts. They're the tiny cabbages that make you feel like a giant when you chomp into them. If you do know how these lil' sprouts grow, this post isn't for you. Please X out immediately. pixabay.com I'm serious. This ain't for you. Get. OK, are they gone? Good. So… THIS is how Brussels sprouts grow: Maxpixel's Contributors / <a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="maxpixel.freegreatpicture.com They're so...excessive? Joannatkaczuk / Getty Images DO LESS, Brussels sprouts! You're trying to be, like, four things at once! I want to use one as a back massager. en.wikipedia.org And then eat it after. Just a blatant disregard for vegetable dress code. commons.wikimedia.org And yet...I would chat them up in a bar??? Anyway, now you know! Have a Brussely day! Ruudmorijn / Getty Images What should I learn about next? Tell me in the comments!