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If You Already Know How Brussels Sprouts Grow, I Don't Recommend Reading This Post

Everyone else, COME ON IN! WATER'S FINE!

Thanks for coming. Please have a seat. I have a very serious question for you: Do you know how Brussels sprouts grow?

If you do know how these lil' sprouts grow, this post isn't for you. Please X out immediately.

OK, are they gone? Good. So… THIS is how Brussels sprouts grow:

They're so...excessive?

I want to use one as a back massager.

Just a blatant disregard for vegetable dress code.

Anyway, now you know! Have a Brussely day!

  1. CRAZY, right?!

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CRAZY, right?!
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    Yes, how utterly unexpected! Brussels sprouts rule!
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    No, I already knew how Brussels sprouts grew and I blew past your very clear warning that this post would disappoint me because I want to feel superior.

What should I learn about next? Tell me in the comments!