{"5703167":[{"data":"","received":"09/09/2020 10:05:13","message":{"credits":"0.70","status":"reviewable","translator_ids":["64391"],"unit_count":"14","callback_url":"","position":1,"preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/70613757/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"If You Already Know How Brussels Sprouts Grow, I Don't Recommend Reading This Post","lc_src":"en","ctime":1599657069,"job_id":"70613757","body_tgt":"Se você já sabe como as couves-de-bruxelas crescem, não recomendo ler esse artigo ","services":["translation"],"order_id":"4868174","lc_tgt":"pt-br","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4471639","position":"1","type":"buzz","field":"title"},"eta":-1,"tier":"standard","auto_approve":"0","body_src":"If You Already Know How Brussels Sprouts Grow, I Don't Recommend Reading This Post"}},{"data":"","received":"09/09/2020 10:05:13","message":{"credits":"0.35","status":"reviewable","translator_ids":["64391"],"unit_count":"7","callback_url":"","position":2,"preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/70613749/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"If You Already Know How Brussels Sprouts Grow, I Don't Recommend Reading This Post","lc_src":"en","ctime":1599657069,"job_id":"70613749","body_tgt":"Para todo o resto, CHEGA AÍ! A ÁGUA ESTÁ BOA!","services":["translation"],"order_id":"4868174","lc_tgt":"pt-br","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4471639","position":"2","type":"buzz","field":"description"},"eta":-1,"tier":"standard","auto_approve":"0","body_src":"Everyone else, COME ON IN! WATER'S FINE!"}},{"data":"","received":"09/09/2020 10:05:13","message":{"credits":"1.10","status":"reviewable","translator_ids":["64391"],"unit_count":"22","callback_url":"","position":3,"preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/70613740/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"If You Already Know How Brussels Sprouts Grow, I Don't Recommend Reading This Post","lc_src":"en","ctime":1599657069,"job_id":"70613740","body_tgt":"Obrigada por virem. Puxem uma cadeira. Eu tenho uma pergunta séria para vocês: Você sabe como as couves de Bruxelas crescem?","services":["translation"],"order_id":"4868174","lc_tgt":"pt-br","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4471639","position":"3","type":"text","id":"10571018","field":"title"},"eta":-1,"tier":"standard","auto_approve":"0","body_src":"Thanks for coming. Please have a seat. I have a very serious question for you: Do you know how Brussels sprouts grow?"}},{"data":"","received":"09/09/2020 10:05:13","message":{"credits":"1.00","status":"reviewable","translator_ids":["64391"],"unit_count":"20","callback_url":"","position":4,"preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/70613746/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"If You Already Know How Brussels Sprouts Grow, I Don't Recommend Reading This Post","lc_src":"en","ctime":1599657069,"job_id":"70613746","body_tgt":"

Você conhece a couve-de-bruxelas. Elas parecem repolhos em miniatura que fazem você se sentir um gigante ao comê-las.

","services":["translation"],"order_id":"4868174","lc_tgt":"pt-br","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4471639","position":"4","type":"text","id":"10571018","field":"description"},"eta":-1,"tier":"standard","auto_approve":"0","body_src":"

You know Brussels sprouts. They're the tiny cabbages that make you feel like a giant when you chomp into them.

"}},{"data":"","received":"09/09/2020 10:05:13","message":{"credits":"0.90","status":"reviewable","translator_ids":["64391"],"unit_count":"18","callback_url":"","position":5,"preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/70613752/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"If You Already Know How Brussels Sprouts Grow, I Don't Recommend Reading This Post","lc_src":"en","ctime":1599657069,"job_id":"70613752","body_tgt":"Se você já sabe como esses repolhinhos crescem, isso aqui é perda de tempo para você. Então, vaza.","services":["translation"],"order_id":"4868174","lc_tgt":"pt-br","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4471639","position":"5","type":"text","id":"10571071","field":"title"},"eta":-1,"tier":"standard","auto_approve":"0","body_src":"If you do know how these lil' sprouts grow, this post isn't for you. Please X out immediately."}},{"data":"","received":"09/09/2020 10:05:13","message":{"credits":"0.24","status":"reviewable","translator_ids":["64391"],"unit_count":"7","callback_url":"","position":6,"preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/70613750/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"If You Already Know How Brussels Sprouts Grow, I Don't Recommend Reading This Post","lc_src":"en","ctime":1599657069,"job_id":"70613750","body_tgt":"

É sério. Isso não é para você. Some.

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I'm serious. This ain't for you. Get.

"}},{"data":"","received":"09/09/2020 10:05:13","message":{"credits":"0.54","status":"reviewable","translator_ids":["64391"],"unit_count":"12","callback_url":"","position":7,"preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/70613741/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"If You Already Know How Brussels Sprouts Grow, I Don't Recommend Reading This Post","lc_src":"en","ctime":1599657069,"job_id":"70613741","body_tgt":"Ok, eles já foram? Bom. Então... É ASSIM que as couves-de-bruxelas crescem:","services":["translation"],"order_id":"4868174","lc_tgt":"pt-br","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4471639","position":"7","type":"text","id":"10570853","field":"title"},"eta":-1,"tier":"standard","auto_approve":"0","body_src":"OK, are they gone? Good. So… THIS is how Brussels sprouts grow:"}},{"data":"","received":"09/09/2020 10:05:13","message":{"credits":"0.15","status":"reviewable","translator_ids":["64391"],"unit_count":"3","callback_url":"","position":8,"preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/70613744/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"If You Already Know How Brussels Sprouts Grow, I Don't Recommend Reading This Post","lc_src":"en","ctime":1599657069,"job_id":"70613744","body_tgt":"Eu acho que é um pouco... demais?","services":["translation"],"order_id":"4868174","lc_tgt":"pt-br","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4471639","position":"8","type":"text","id":"10571080","field":"title"},"eta":-1,"tier":"standard","auto_approve":"0","body_src":"They're so...excessive?"}},{"data":"","received":"09/09/2020 10:05:13","message":{"credits":"0.65","status":"reviewable","translator_ids":["64391"],"unit_count":"13","callback_url":"","position":9,"preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/70613756/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"If You Already Know How Brussels Sprouts Grow, I Don't Recommend Reading This Post","lc_src":"en","ctime":1599657069,"job_id":"70613756","body_tgt":"

SEJE MENAS, couve-de-bruxelas. Você quer ser tudo de uma vez só!

","services":["translation"],"order_id":"4868174","lc_tgt":"pt-br","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4471639","position":"9","type":"text","id":"10571080","field":"description"},"eta":-1,"tier":"standard","auto_approve":"0","body_src":"

DO LESS, Brussels sprouts! You're trying to be, like, four things at once!

"}},{"data":"","received":"09/09/2020 10:05:13","message":{"credits":"0.45","status":"reviewable","translator_ids":["64391"],"unit_count":"9","callback_url":"","position":10,"preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/70613753/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"If You Already Know How Brussels Sprouts Grow, I Don't Recommend Reading This Post","lc_src":"en","ctime":1599657069,"job_id":"70613753","body_tgt":"Eu quero te usar como massageador para as costas.","services":["translation"],"order_id":"4868174","lc_tgt":"pt-br","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4471639","position":"10","type":"text","id":"10570830","field":"title"},"eta":-1,"tier":"standard","auto_approve":"0","body_src":"I want to use one as a back massager."}},{"data":"","received":"09/09/2020 10:05:13","message":{"credits":"0.25","status":"reviewable","translator_ids":["64391"],"unit_count":"5","callback_url":"","position":11,"preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/70613751/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"If You Already Know How Brussels Sprouts Grow, I Don't Recommend Reading This Post","lc_src":"en","ctime":1599657069,"job_id":"70613751","body_tgt":"

E depois eu quero te comer.

","services":["translation"],"order_id":"4868174","lc_tgt":"pt-br","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4471639","position":"11","type":"text","id":"10570830","field":"description"},"eta":-1,"tier":"standard","auto_approve":"0","body_src":"

And then eat it after.

Mas ainda assim... Eu acho que conseguiria conversar com elas em um bar!

","services":["translation"],"order_id":"4868174","lc_tgt":"pt-br","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4471639","position":"13","type":"text","id":"10570880","field":"description"},"eta":-1,"tier":"standard","auto_approve":"0","body_src":"

And yet...I would chat them up in a bar???

"}},{"data":"","received":"09/09/2020 10:05:13","message":{"credits":"0.40","status":"reviewable","translator_ids":["64391"],"unit_count":"8","callback_url":"","position":14,"preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/70613760/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"If You Already Know How Brussels Sprouts Grow, I Don't Recommend Reading This Post","lc_src":"en","ctime":1599657070,"job_id":"70613760","body_tgt":"Bom, agora você já sabe! Tenha um dia bruxelento!","services":["translation"],"order_id":"4868174","lc_tgt":"pt-br","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4471639","position":"14","type":"text","id":"10584919","field":"title"},"eta":-1,"tier":"standard","auto_approve":"0","body_src":"Anyway, now you know! Have a Brussely day!"}},{"data":"","received":"09/09/2020 10:05:13","message":{"credits":"0.04","status":"reviewable","translator_ids":["64391"],"unit_count":"3","callback_url":"","position":15,"preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/70613755/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"If You Already Know How Brussels Sprouts Grow, I Don't Recommend Reading This Post","lc_src":"en","ctime":1599657069,"job_id":"70613755","body_tgt":"nesta lista!","services":["translation"],"order_id":"4868174","lc_tgt":"pt-br","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4471639","position":"15","type":"quiz","id":"10585027","field":"result_subject","quiz_id":"682960"},"eta":-1,"tier":"standard","auto_approve":"0","body_src":"on this list!"}},{"data":"","received":"09/09/2020 10:05:13","message":{"credits":"0.05","status":"reviewable","translator_ids":["64391"],"unit_count":"4","callback_url":"","position":16,"preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/70613754/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"If You Already Know How Brussels Sprouts Grow, I Don't Recommend Reading This Post","lc_src":"en","ctime":1599657069,"job_id":"70613754","body_tgt":"Mostre-me meus resultados!","services":["translation"],"order_id":"4868174","lc_tgt":"pt-br","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4471639","position":"16","type":"quiz","id":"10585027","field":"result_button_text","quiz_id":"682960"},"eta":-1,"tier":"standard","auto_approve":"0","body_src":"Show me my results!"}},{"data":"","received":"09/09/2020 10:05:13","message":{"credits":"0.01","status":"reviewable","translator_ids":["64391"],"unit_count":"1","callback_url":"","position":17,"preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/70613759/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"If You Already Know How Brussels Sprouts Grow, I Don't Recommend Reading This Post","lc_src":"en","ctime":1599657069,"job_id":"70613759","body_tgt":"marcado","services":["translation"],"order_id":"4868174","lc_tgt":"pt-br","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4471639","position":"17","type":"quiz","id":"10585027","field":"result_verb","quiz_id":"682960"},"eta":-1,"tier":"standard","auto_approve":"0","body_src":"checked"}},{"data":"","received":"09/09/2020 10:05:13","message":{"credits":"0.05","status":"reviewable","translator_ids":["64391"],"unit_count":"2","callback_url":"","position":18,"preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/70613748/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"If You Already Know How Brussels Sprouts Grow, I Don't Recommend Reading This Post","lc_src":"en","ctime":1599657069,"job_id":"70613748","body_tgt":"DOIDEIRA, não é?!","services":["translation"],"order_id":"4868174","lc_tgt":"pt-br","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4471639","position":"18","type":"quiz_item","rank":"3","field":"name","quiz_id":"682960","item_id":"24927854"},"eta":-1,"tier":"standard","auto_approve":"0","body_src":"CRAZY, right?!"}},{"data":"","received":"09/09/2020 10:05:13","message":{"credits":"0.27","status":"reviewable","translator_ids":["64391"],"unit_count":"7","callback_url":"","position":19,"preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/70613745/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"If You Already Know How Brussels Sprouts Grow, I Don't Recommend Reading This Post","lc_src":"en","ctime":1599657069,"job_id":"70613745","body_tgt":"Sim, totalmente inesperado! A couve-de-bruxelas mandou!","services":["translation"],"order_id":"4868174","lc_tgt":"pt-br","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4471639","position":"19","type":"quiz_item","rank":"4","field":"name","quiz_id":"682960","item_id":"24927855"},"eta":-1,"tier":"standard","auto_approve":"0","body_src":"Yes, how utterly unexpected! Brussels sprouts rule!"}},{"data":"","received":"09/09/2020 10:05:13","message":{"credits":"1.40","status":"reviewable","translator_ids":["64391"],"unit_count":"28","callback_url":"","position":20,"preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/70613742/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"If You Already Know How Brussels Sprouts Grow, I Don't Recommend Reading This Post","lc_src":"en","ctime":1599657069,"job_id":"70613742","body_tgt":"Não, eu já sabia como a couve-de-bruxelas cresce e ainda assim eu ignorei totalmente seu aviso de que essa postagem iria me desapontar porque eu queria me sentir superior.","services":["translation"],"order_id":"4868174","lc_tgt":"pt-br","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4471639","position":"20","type":"quiz_item","rank":"5","field":"name","quiz_id":"682960","item_id":"24927856"},"eta":-1,"tier":"standard","auto_approve":"0","body_src":"No, I already knew how Brussels sprouts grew and I blew past your very clear warning that this post would disappoint me because I want to feel superior."}},{"data":"","received":"09/09/2020 10:05:13","message":{"credits":"0.36","status":"reviewable","translator_ids":["64391"],"unit_count":"11","callback_url":"","position":21,"preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/70613743/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"If You Already Know How Brussels Sprouts Grow, I Don't Recommend Reading This Post","lc_src":"en","ctime":1599657069,"job_id":"70613743","body_tgt":"O que será que eu devo descobrir agora? Conte-me nos comentários!","services":["translation"],"order_id":"4868174","lc_tgt":"pt-br","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"4471639","position":"21","type":"text","id":"10585084","field":"title"},"eta":-1,"tier":"standard","auto_approve":"0","body_src":"What should I learn about next? Tell me in the comments!"}},{"data":"","received":"09/09/2020 10:05:13","message":"Success!"}],"4471639":{"job_7":{"tone":"Friendly","position":"7","purpose":"Web","lc_tgt":"pt-br","force":1,"custom_data":"{\n \"buzz_id\" : \"4471639\",\n \"position\" : \"7\",\n \"type\" : \"text\",\n \"id\" : \"10570853\",\n \"field\" : \"title\"\n}\n","tier":"standard","comment":" ***[ Link to story for context: https://www.buzzfeed.com/erinchack/if-you-know-how-brussels-sprouts-grow-this-post-is-not-for-y?sub=4471639_10570853 ]***\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\tHello! This is a translation of the above article on Buzzfeed. 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This is a translation of the above article on Buzzfeed. 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This is a translation of the above article on Buzzfeed. 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You know Brussels sprouts. They're the tiny cabbages that make you feel like a giant when you chomp into them.

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And yet...I would chat them up in a bar???

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WATER'S FINE!","use_preferred":1},"job_6":{"tone":"Friendly","position":"6","purpose":"Web","lc_tgt":"pt-br","force":1,"custom_data":"{\n \"buzz_id\" : \"4471639\",\n \"position\" : \"6\",\n \"type\" : \"text\",\n \"id\" : \"10571071\",\n \"field\" : \"description\"\n}\n","tier":"standard","comment":" ***[ Link to story for context: https://www.buzzfeed.com/erinchack/if-you-know-how-brussels-sprouts-grow-this-post-is-not-for-y?sub=4471639_10571071 ]***\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\tHello! This is a translation of the above article on Buzzfeed. 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I'm serious. This ain't for you. Get.

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And then eat it after.

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This is a translation of the above article on Buzzfeed. 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DO LESS, Brussels sprouts! You're trying to be, like, four things at once!

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If You Already Know How Brussels Sprouts Grow, I Don't Recommend Reading This Post

Thanks for coming. Please have a seat. I have a very serious question for you: Do you know how Brussels sprouts grow?

If you do know how these lil' sprouts grow, this post isn't for you. Please X out immediately.

OK, are they gone? Good. So… THIS is how Brussels sprouts grow:

They're so...excessive?

I want to use one as a back massager.

Just a blatant disregard for vegetable dress code.

Anyway, now you know! Have a Brussely day!

What should I learn about next? Tell me in the comments!

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