Pick A Golden Retriever And Get A Perfect Life
You live in a spacious loft in midtown Manhattan. You wake up every day in a bed the size of a swimming pool and eat organic kibbles for breakfast. You and your owner take a lot of rides in fancy black cars, and you love to stick your head out the window to smell all the incredible smells. You have no idea what taxes are, because you are a dog.
You and your owner live in a cottage on Cape Cod. Every morning you take a walk to the beach and splash around in the ocean in search of the best stick. Sometimes you and your owner go on a boat and catch fish together. You love the sea, but you love your owner more. You have never heard of Donald Trump.
You live with a family in the foothills of the Rocky Mountains. Your favorite thing to do is bark so loud it echoes off the boulders. Everywhere you go, the air is clean and crisp. You lack the ability to feel stress because you are only a dog.
You are an old dog so you know exactly what you like: lying in the sunny spots on the dock outside your mansion in Maine. You spend your entire day listening to the gentle waves lap the rocks and feeling the breeze tickling your fur. You have never had a job in your entire life, yet you still feel completely fulfilled at the end of every day.
You live with a big family in suburban Delaware. Your absolute favorite thing is picking up the kids from school every day at 3 o'clock because they're always so excited to see you. You have a large crate of chew toys and a nice bed in front of a fireplace. You can't conceptualize boredom because you are just a dog.
You live with a young couple on an island in Hawaii. You love running up and down the beach and feeling the sand crunch beneath your paws. Your owners love taking you for rides in their topless Jeep Wrangler. You watch the sunset together every single night. You've never failed at anything because you are just a dog.
You are just a little puppy! You live with your brother in a bungalow in Santa Cruz. Most days you chase each other around the backyard while your owner grills up delicious meats, and he always gives you a taste. You have never experienced winter and you never will. You don't know what it means to be sad.
You live with an old man on a farm in Vermont. You spend all day at his side and sometimes take rides on the tractor. You love when autumn comes because the outside smells change and you get to sleep next to the potbellied stove in the kitchen. You are not afraid of death because your doggy brain can't conceptualize mortality.
You live with a nice family on a ranch in Texas. You're allowed to run around the acres upon acres of land as much as you please. You love going for swims in the creek or laying in the grass for hours on end. You've never had an office job, and you never will.