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21 Trees That Don't Have Time For Your Bullshit

These trees should be celebrities. Celebritrees!

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1. "I AM BROCCOLI NOW."

2. "LIGHTNING CAN'T STOP ME IT CAN ONLY MAKE ME MORE AWESOME."

3. "OH, YOU CAN SEE MY ROOTS? CAN YOU ALSO SEE ME CARING?"

4. "NO DUCKWEED PAST THIS POINT. SAYS ME."

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5. "MY BRANCHES ARE TREES NOW, SUE ME."

6. "GUESS I'LL JUST GROW MY OWN ISLAND OVER HERE. YOU'RE NOT INVITED, BTW."

7. "Oh you THOUGHT?"

8. "I AM FABULOUS."

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9. "KISSES FOR MY BITCHES...MWAH."

10. "YOU CANNOT KILL ME"

11. "NOW I'M THREE TREES."

12. "I'M SORRY, WHOSE SILO IS THIS? THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT."

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13. "OH, YOU'RE NOT SCARED OF TREES? WELL HOW 'BOUT NOW?"

14. "NO ONE TELLS ME WHAT TO DO."

15. "I'M A DRAGON NOW. SORRY YOU'RE STILL LAME."

16. "PUT THIS ON YOUR ALBUM COVER, METAL BANDS."

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17. "I EAT PIECES OF BRICK FOR BREAKFAST."

18. "IF I SAY THE SNOW STAYS, THE SNOW STAYS."

19. "I FEEL LIKE BEING LIQUID NOW."

20. "DON'T TELL ME WHERE I'M ALLOWED TO BE. I WAS HERE FIRST."

21. "YEAH, SCREW YOU TOO, BUDDY."